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AverageJoe

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  1. Yes I hope you enjoy helionet.
  2. Yes I think the mr. bergis was the best.
  3. LOL the leg one was pretty good,
  4. Hey if I wanted any come back from you'all I'll get it off you mamas lip.
  5. LOL can't believe you didn't get that.
  6. Yes I found that quite amusing as well. Now would someone other than me care to post some pics?
  7. LOL That was original. [move]LOL[/move]
  8. I don't think that respect will come that soon. That will have to come over a period of time, though she could start the spark which sets off a womens right movement in the middle east.
  9. It's a metaphor for, using protection. Didn't think it would be that hard to get.
  10. I don't like either. The people chose to eat the stuff, even though thousands of dollars is put into educating them on the amount of fat in the food. I also blame the fast food restaurants, not for obesity, but for damaging the American economy.
  11. Why did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? Because he forgot to wrap his whopper.
  12. Sugar ray, third eye blind, barenaked ladys sublime, greenday, Red hot chili peppers, guns and roses, ac/dc,.
  13. post wallpapers here. http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3092/abstract2zn6.jpg Sorry, theres a character limit.
  14. Yeah don't really care for her now. :freak:
  15. lol I like that one. Yo mama so fat that after I bumped into her a shock wave went through her fat. It made it to the other side next year!
  16. Third eye blind- I want something else.
  17. Why does snoope dog carry an umbrella? Fo drizzle my nizzle!
  18. Kool, I'm fifteen also. Hope you like heliohost P.S. you can get a free plan if you agree to get an ad put on your site.
  19. The bible does not record, it simply stated events that already happened. The bible wasn't made until around 400 A.D. So of course it could have "predicted" what happened in 100A.D. If you look at the bible I would like to enlighten you on how it was written. I will show you a bible I............I mean god wrote. The Bible II I am god and I made the all-powerful Joe! He made all the [bleeped!] everywhere. He is why you will not be punished so worship him by going to his site(which benefits me!) I god like for you to go to his site. Now on the date 9/11 a great tragedy will happen, it will be called 9/11! Two planes will fly into these two massive structures. Then the americas will fo to war with Iraq. Though you must still proceed toe visit my site to worship me! The end will come some day, and I will send Joe to save teh people who believe in me. Written by the deciple of god, bob, and god himself in 1950. Wow I must of created the universe, it says so!
  20. that's an interesting piece of information. i never knew that was why the card tables were usually green... I don't think thats why card tables are green, they were like that long before this statistics were come up with. I think its because there kind of like pool tables, and may have been first played on pool tables, but yes if you look at casinos you will probably notice none have an access of blue. Green and other colors are proven to be more attractive to their crowd. Though this does confuse me since ten percent of men can't distinguish the color between green ablue do to color blindmess.
  21. Or you could, since you like this site so much because the give you free stuff, just refer friends out of gratitude. But no its always want want want, then nooooooooo don't take five seconds to try to help those who helped you. I think that you should check out the reveiw system that djbob was so generous to set up for us.
  22. 1578 Yeah I got the highest number now! =P
  23. How do you kill a blonde, put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool! Or you could really confuse one by putting her in a circular room, then tell her to take a piss in the corner.
  24. Yeah that one was alright, liked the scenery more.
  25. Weird al- white and nerdy.
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