Helions

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well!" and turned around an drove home.

 

On her way home she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

haha i liked the disneyland one

yo mama so short she sits on the curb and her feet dangle

haha the second and third ones were pretty funny

southeast asian girl are the freakiest girls ever in bed...they're always down for anything

french - bonjour

 

ok your turn

 

it's more common to say 'salut' in france

 

danish - hejsa

ah, thank you...i didn't know that!

Who is "everyone" then if you are not...

i think it can get annoying sometimes...but i do the same thing so ha!

Did any of you have A.R. where you had to read books and then take tests on the computer to get points? I read those because they were the most points?

never heard of this...was it for school?

Depends, if you read a normal newspaper yes...

But I have ordered a newspaper on science...

ah, i see...my bad..

I would like to start a forum about Christianity, first off i would like yo to watch a video of what true Christians believe in. you can see it here.

 

So what do you think about Christianity?

without even watching the video, i can tell you that true Christians are good people...they go out of their way to help others...they also go out of their way to show others how to be good people...

why not just let them in?

George Bush is an idiot???

 

Yeah agreed.

Though I'm from Europe then I don't know too much about him, but as far as I know him, I don't like him...

maybe you should try to find out more about him then...it's hard to judge someone fairly if you don't know too much about them...

There are some idiots that, dispite all the modern technology we have, still persist to put their "faith" in old fables. Here is a link to a bunch of idiots who still think the Earth is flat!

Now I know that they can debate it by saying that "it is obvuos that the Earth is flat" yet they can not give any proof.

 

So either reply with some evidence to prove the Earth is flat or of something else like this. I think ther are people out there who don;t believe the holocaust ever happened.

why don't you start off by giving some evidence to prove that the earth is round

Wow your a genius, I didn't only post that already.

 

I think that is is sort of a malfunction, though I wouldn't call it just that. I bet the brain is doing it for our own good, as it does with many things. For example when you have a bad experience it is implemented in your brain, then the next time something happens of a simliar status your brain tries to give you a felling of what could happen so you would be prepared, or able to prevent the situation from fully occurring again.

could you explain this further? i'm having a hard time following...

I've seen it, it was very good, I suggest everyone who has not seen it... GET IT NOW!

i'm going to watch it tonight...it better be good!

I love Counter-Strike, I play with my pirate copy of 1.6 and I really like it...

the shield and all that's pretty cool...but the game was so much better back in the day...

ah, the good ol days...every internet cafe in chicago was packed to the brim with kids playin CS

I have posted this many times but i don't even get an i don't know. I think I might make a new thread about songs and missing lyrics and stuff. But there is a song that goes like such:

 

Sister I miss you, Dancing on the stage of memories....

 

I think it's by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, But I am Not Sure. If you know this song, a reply would be great.....

 

BTW I am now listening to Nighshift by the Commodores

The Nixons - Sister

encarta is the way to go..

wikipedia is alright, but as someone mentioned in an earlier post, anyone can edit the information on the site...

google is where i go to search...

hey, try searching through youtube.com for anime...there's been so much anime on there lately, although i'm not sure if they'll have what you're looking for...

Yup all these sites are helpful, though I just read my news about technology and computers in my newspaper.

actually, the stuff on the site probably won't be found in a newspaper...

haha do you guys remember those 5.25" floppies? i hated those! it was so hard to keep them in good working ocndition

since i have a laptop with a touchpad, i use Alt+back to go back one page in my browser, and Alt+forward to go forward one page...pretty handy

Yup, pretty funny though it's really pointless to make fun on exams...

haha true...but it's always good to put your teacher in a good mood

i have a feeling people would post less if more helions were offered...am i missing something here?

actually, the idea of an arcade is pretty good...a place to spend your helions, and maybe even win some!

Japanese just seems so much pointless to learn, japanese should rather learn english to speak to us.

My only way to learn japanese is to stay in computer/internet for long time reading online tutorials or buying a plane ticket to a foreign land, both are pointless.

it's not as pointless as you think...the japanese are buying out almost everything in the world...sooner or later, they will be our bosses no matter what industry you work in...better to learn now and be prepared to jump ahead of the crowd...