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  1. honestly i don't keep up with the WWF nowadays, although i watch it once in a while...(i think they're WWE now because of the World Wildlife Foundation)

     

    anyways, who's your favorite wrestler...could be old school or new school...

     

     

    my favorite is hulk hogan of course...i was a die hard hulkamaniac when i was a kid...

     

    the ultimate warrior was pretty cool too, although i never understood what he was saying in all of his interviews...anyone remember that scene when the undertaker stuffed the ultimate warrior in a casket and locked it?

  2. a doctor says to his patient, "i have bad news and worse news, which do you want first?"

     

    the patient says, "i want the bad news first"

     

    the doctor says, "you're going to die in 24 hours"

     

    the patient looks dumbfounded and exclaims, "how could it get any worse than that?!?!"

     

    the doctor says, "i've been trying to tell you since yesterday but couldn't reach you..."

  3. two guys are in a bar...they get into an argument and one says to the other, "i slept with your mother!"... as the people in the bar turned around to see what was going on, the guy said it again, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

     

    then the other guy says, "go home dad, you're drunk..."

  4. NASA spent a bunch of money to develop a pen that would write in space since ball point pens didn't work in zero gravity...they supposedly spent nearly $12 billion...

     

    the russians just use a pencil...

  5. Your down stairs and there is three light switches to three lights upstairs how do you find out which light switch is for which light bulb only going upstairs once???

     

    turn one on and leave it on for 5 minutes...then turn it off...

     

    turn another one on and then go up the stairs...

     

    the one with the bulb that is off but cool is the one you didn't turn on yet...

    the one with the bulb that is off but warm is the one you turned on for 5 minutes...

    the one with the bulb on is the one you left on...

  6. I think street art is a complete form of art. Art is about the creativity of everyone and how they choose to express it. I dislike those people who say graffiti is just vandalism and should be scrubbed off. C'mon people: we're supposed to express ourselves and our opinions in this society! and if having to spray it on the side of a building, I sure as hell am goign to do it! Opinions?

     

    i've seen some nice graffiti in my lifetime, but why do it on someone else's wall? why not tag up the side of your own house?

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