lol, ive got a bunch about game programmers
You Might Be a Game Developer If...
If you can estimate length better in pixels than in inches and feet... you might be a Game Developer. (08/23/03)
Courtesy of Hiroshi Takagi
If you regularly refer to Red Bulls as "Stim Packs"... you might be a Game Developer. (07/25/03)
Courtesy of the_s33d
If you are reading this page... you might be a Game Developer. (07/10/03)
Courtesy of Ossi
If there is more than one document on your computer desktop with any variation of "TODO" in their title... you might be a Game Developer. (05/23/03)
Courtesy of Scott
If you have a number of the books that were mentioned in the movie Hackers... you might be a Game Developer. (05/07/03)
Courtesy of Lukasz
If you consider caffeine a vitamin... you might be a Game Developer. (05/01/03)
Courtesy of Andreas Stieger
If you use the words "text" and "code" interchangeably, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/03)
Courtesy of Diaa
If you have ever wondered how many layers of textures it would take to portray your girlfriend's skin realistically, you might be a Game Developer. (03/18/03)
Courtesy of Brian
If you write more lines of code than words you speak in a single day, you might be a Game Developer. (03/17/03)
Courtesy of Invalid Query
If you've contributed a comment to this page, you might be a Game Developer. (03/16/03)
Courtesy of ej balilo
If you find yourself in a small conference room flanked by uber-nerds on one side and body-pierced people with green hair on the other, you might be a Game Developer. (03/11/03)
Courtesy of the one and only Dave Mark <http://www.intrinsicalgorithm.com>
If you've had more computers than you've had girlfriends, you might be a Game Developer. (03/07/03)
Courtesy of the the BlueStrike staff
If you would describe an infinite loop as an occupational hazard, you might be a Game Developer. (03/05/03)
If your music collection contains any Myst sound track and/or mixes, you might be a Game Developer. (03/05/03)
Courtesy of Raughb
Previous Contributions
If you can speak C++ fluently but have trouble with basic English... you might be a Game Developer. (02/16/03)
Courtesy of Noah Duncan
If you've never fired an automatic rifle in your life, but you critique the gunfire you hear on CNN for not being realistic enough... ... you might be a Game Developer. (10/29/02)
Courtesy of the one and only Neil Kirby...
If you find a whole folder full of source code one morning that you can't even remember writing... you might be a Game Developer. (10/23/02)
If you start reflexively using a semi-colon instead of a period at the end of every sentence...you might be a Game Developer. (10/23/02)
Courtesy of Kaern
If you've ever fallen asleep after working all night on a bug you just can't figure out, and then you dream the solution while you're asleep...you might be a Game Developer. (10/03/02)
Courtesy of Frank Luke (I've done this one myself, I swear!)
If you've ever woken up at 3:30 AM just to speak to your trans-continental colleague while he's still online...you might be a Game Developer. (09/04/02)
Courtesy of Kevin O'Shaughnessy
If you're planning to spend at least one solid day of your Thanksgiving weekend updating your Game AI site...you might be a Game Developer. (11/20/00)
Courtesy of yours truly....
If you've ever woken up with your keyboard imprinted in your face... you might be a Game Developer. (07/22/02)
Courtesy of Alan Fraser
If you own more computers than you've had previous relationships... you might be a Game Developer. (07/19/02)
Courtesy of Michael Sikora
If something unexpected happens to you, and you momentarily think to yourself, "I didn't script that...", you might be a Game Developer. (07/19/02)
Courtesy of Robert Dunlop
If you have more than one copy of the OpenGL Programmer's Guide open on your desk (so you can avoid flipping back and forth)... you might be a Game Developer. (07/21/02)
If you can read a .jpg file in your head... you might be a Game Developer. (07/21/02)
Courtesy of Gennette
If you watched The Matrix and could actually read those falling green characters on the screen...you might be a Game Developer. (04/24/02)
Courtesy of Crawl
If the only reason you drink is to wash down caffeine pills.... you might be a Game Developer. (04/21/02)
Courtesy of AJ Lott, Visual Designs Software
If you always start counting from zero...you might be a Game Developer. (04/21/02)
Courtesy of Joe Seeley
If a beautiful girl tells you she's done some modelling work in the past, and you ask her what 3D package she used...you might be a Game Developer. (04/11/02)
Courtesy of Harm Cuppens...
If the words "open source" get you more excited than the words "free porn"...you might be a Game Developer. (04/03/02)
Courtesy of videogameaholic...
If you ogle someone's game engine code and then look at yours and feel vaguely 'inadequate'...you might be a Game Developer. (05/09/02)
If your computer science professor interrupts you with "besides games" when they see that hopeful look of yours...you might be a (potential) Game Developer. (04/21/02)
Courtesy of Solstice
If you're more likely to simulate a problem than to actually solve it....you might be a Game Developer (or just an engineer, natch -- Ferretman). (11/30/01)
If you don't even know what you're doing--but it looks great...you might be a Game Developer. (11/30/01)
Courtesy of Dreamweaver
If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a piece of code...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)
If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate English...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)
If your collection of "helpful" source codes is larger than your collection of actual working game code......you might be a Game Developer. (09/23/01)
If you use Visual C++ to read .txt files...you might be a Game Developer. (09/23/01)
Courtesy of "Ninja Killer" Marco
If you forget to go to sleep because you're too busy debugging a piece of code...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)
If you get bored in Math and Science classes and you hate English...you might be a Game Developer. (11/11/01)
Courtesy of the one and only Icestorm
If your only consideration about lunch is which kind of pizza... you might be a Game Developer. (09/19/01)
Courtesy of the excellent Andreas Stieger
If you can't remember what it's like to go home w hen it's still light, you might be a Game Developer. (08/30/01)
Courtesy of the one and only "John Jon"
If you automatcially break down building and other large structure into polygons in your head while you're walking down the street...you might be a Game Developer. (08/01/01)
Courtesy of the one and only Paul Varney
If you don't really like any of the games on the market...you might be a Game Developer. (07/03/01)
If you read postmortems of games you've never even heard of...you might be a Game Developer. (07/03/01)
Courtesy of Onur Soysal (all the way from Turkey, natch)
If you're sitting in a bar and think "nice texture map" as you look at the wood grain on the table...you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)
Courtesy of Fred
If you are virtually unaffected by the caffeine in your favorite drinks... you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)
If you've ever slept on a couch three feet away from your computer so you could "watch" a compile...you might be a Game Developer. (05/12/01)
Courtesy of Indyfed (odd name)
If you own more toys than your children do...you might be a Game Developer. (05/07/01)
Courtesy of PokeeGoth (odd name)
If you spend more time tearing apart your games than playing them...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)
If you can list beer, soda, comics, video games, and game magazines as tax deductions...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)
If you have a computer that will boot into every OS ever made...you might be a Game Developer. (05/04/01)
Courtesy of EntrOpy
If you've ever missed your favorite TV show just to add the finishing touches an input function...you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)
If you've ever missed a date just to add the finishing touches an input function...you might be a Game Developer (and hopeless to boot, but that's another story--Steve). (04/29/01)
If the last time you drank pure water was 6 years ago...you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)
If one day your job is "Game Developer", and the next it's "unemployed"... you might be a Game Developer. (04/29/01)
Courtesy of Elver
If you've got at least three copies of the local pizza company's phone number and menu stuck around your desk, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)
If you refuse to work without a bar fridge full of Red Bull within hand's reach from your PC, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)
If your perfect evening consists of nothing more than a group of friends, dual P4 machines, a hub and unlimited pizza and Red Bull, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)
If you've got more MP3s than songs on audio CDs, you might be a Game Developer. (04/09/01)
Courtesy of Peter McMahon (great ones Pete!)
If all the coasters in your apartment are failed CD burns...you might be a Game Developer. (01/12/01)
Courtesy of Ryuuhi
If spending a sunny, three-day weekend analyzing faster matrix transforms makes perfect sense to you...you might be a Game Developer. (11/01/00)
If you own Calculus and Physics textbooks, and yet you've never taken either class...you might be a Game Developer. (11/01/00)
Courtesy of Michael Hill.
If you've ever found yourself in a bar studying cigarette smoke patterns rather than looking at the girls...you might be a Game Developer. (7/27/00)
Courtesy of Xav, a self-described "French computer amateur".
If you've ever looked outside at a brilliant sunset and thought, "Nice graphics"...you might be a Game Developer. (7/02/00)
Courtesy of Virgil.
If you'd rather spend $600 on a new C++ compiler than $6 for a new shirt...you might be a Game Developer. (6/27/00)
Courtesy of Matthew Olson, the first person to contribute to this page ever!
If you stress the words IF, THEN, and ELSE.... you might be a Game Developer. (06/20/02)
If you sit at your computer hoping not to find a "You Might be a Game Developer" entry that describes you perfectly... you might be a Game Developer. (02/01/02)
If breakfast consists of cold pizza more than one day a week...you might be a Game Developer. (11/25/01)
If you use words like "coffee" and "water" interchangeably...you might be a Game Developer. (11/25/01)
If after an all-night coding session you lock your keys in the car and, for just a sec, you look for an "Undo" button...you might be a Game Developer. (02/04/01)
If you can eat Twinkies and drink Jolt all day long, yet you never gain weight nor have trouble sleeping at night...you might be a Game Developer. (11/27/00)
If you find yourself watching fireworks on the 4th of July and thinking to yourself, "I could do better than that"...you might be a Game Developer. (8/28/00)
If you refer to soft drinks as "power-ups"...you might e a Game Developer. (8/28/00)
If the local lottery gets up to 50 million, and your first thought is how many games you could make with that kind of money...you might be a Game Developer. (8/26/00)
If you look out of the window of a moving vehicle and think to yourself, "cool parallax"...you might be a Game Developer. (8/15/00)
If you've already put in a 40 hour week...and it's only Tuesday....you might be a Game Developer. (8/09/00)
If you look for bugs as soon as you get to work...you might be a Game Developer. (8/08/00)
You might be a Game Developer if you'd rather watch a dozen GeForce demos than attend a party with your fiance. (7/27/00)
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