ever seen the you know this if you do this things? We get to do them now :yay: (crap, no :yay: emoticon )
You Know...
-You Play to Much Mechwarrior 4 When...
--The lights go out, and you look for the 'A' button to turn on light Amplification
--You threaten a bully with "Don't make me use my Dual Rotary AC10's on you!" and when he kicks your but you say, "#@%$, those things always jam at the worst possible time..."
--You pretend to be a 40 foot tall robot that shoots a crapload of weapons at stuff
--You make up mechs and weapons( , I've made up about 15 mechs and a million weapons )
--Buying a car, you ask, "Sure its got a big engine, but will its frame allow me to put a Heavy Gauss Rifle and 2 PPC's on it, and deck it out with armor?"
-You're addicted to the internet when...
--You haven't gotten sleep in 14 days, mountain dew will suffice.
--You have a webpage for no reason other than having it
--You are a member of over 10-1000 online communities/forums
--You have hundreds of thousands of Trilobyes of temporary internet files
--You're reading this
-You know you play to Much Metroid when...
--You run around shoot stuff with your fake arm cannon
--You can hum out the theme to any given Metroid game and wonder why people can't tell which is which
--You wear cardboard boxes, claiming they're your "Varia Suit"
--You tend to loose important technology to brainless idoits, and then somehow get it back
--You find a flashlight and go "Yay! I found the Light Beam!"
--You shine a black light on people and wonder why they don't die or freeze until they repeatedly tap "B"
--you grab your right arm with your left arm to look up and down
--You hold a piece of glass over your face and claim you've found a new visor
--You attempt to jump far with summersalts in the air, but when they don't work, you say "I need to work on my Screw Attack Timing..."
--You roll up into a ball to get into small places
--You're afraid that every little critter you come across has teeth that can sheer metal/acid spit
--Someone yells "Metroid!" you curl up into a ball and attempt to drop bombs
--You think every intelligent thing around you is a space pirate
--If it moves shoot it, if it doesn't scan it, then shoot it
--You are unable to open yellow, red, or any non-blue door without blowing it up first
--You shoot blue doors to open them, a couple of times, one shot usually doesn't open it... stupid bugs
--You do everything with your left hand, your right hand is a gun, remeber
