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ipoddude

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  1. Well, it is perfectly legal in canada
  2. its not that funny or anything...
  3. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  4. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  5. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. [bleeped!], if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  6. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
  7. Here's a fun game: What you do is, you take the title of any song, and put "in my pants" after it. I'll do some to get started and to give you a clue of what to do: Eruption in my pants - Van Halen All The Small Things in my pants - Blink-182 Some kind of monster in my pants - Metallica Somebody Get my mom in my pants - Bowling For Soup Big Balls in my pants - AC/DC Fight Like A Brave in my Pants - Red Hot Chili Peppers
  8. i use a program called "warez" to download stuff
  9. thanks att admin: you can close if u want
  10. this might sound dumb but how do you code a security image?
  11. I Like A.F.I, Green Day, Led Zepplin, The Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Pepers, AC/DC, and Dashboard Confessional
  12. i know you can do that, and thats what i am going at this time. But every so often if dont put a / after the different directory you want, it redirects to my subdomain.
  13. Can you change my subdomain account to domain account. My subdomain is ipoddude.heliohost.org and i want to change it to my domain thetechdude.net
  14. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
  15. Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  16. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
  17. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
  18. I have 50 and i just got them 1 day...but i have heard if you have blog through blogger and post there a lot they give you more invites...but u have to be an active poster. Blogger is also how some of the first people got invited to gmail.
  19. what are the address to the DNS servers for domains to point to?
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