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if i got a domain for my account what are the DNS servers that i would have to point to?

i have a PocketPC and i like it better then a Palm. A pocketPc i think has more options.

Which Is Better... Dreameaver FrontPage, codeing by hand with Notepad.

http://photobucket.com/albums/v328/techgen...hool%20Dropouts Go There To See What Happens When Pilots Drop Out Of School

BELOW YOU WILL FIND SOME MOST INTERESTING FACTS AND SOME FASCINATING QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS! Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Coca-Cola was originally green. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It is impossible to lick your elbow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The youngest pope was 11 years old. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history: Spades - King David, Hearts - Charlemagne, Clubs -Alexander, the Great Diamonds - Julius Caesar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 (be sure to read the order of the answer numbers) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.

What time do you start. I start at 7:55 and end at 3:10 with a 45min lunch and a 15min break after 3rd hour.

Here is a good one: "I lost my library card, but can i still check you out"

anyone here still use DOS and/or Windows 3.0 or 3.1?

what would be the best language and software to make an online game like Runescape?

Dear Abby, I recently read your column advising grandparents on "tough love" for grandparents to give misbehaving grandchildren, whose own parents let them run wild. I have followed your advice, and enclose a picture demonstrating my technique , when my grandson just won't behave while I'm babysitting for him. They have told me not to spank him, so I just take him for a ride, and he usually calms down afterward. Signed, Tough-Love Grandma

i am wondering if it is possable to connect to a friends router/hub over the internet. I have his IP and we both have a LinkSys Routers/Hub. I would want to do this so that we could system link our XBOX's...which probilly sounds really stupid cause we could just use XBOX Live, but my subscription is going to run out and i dont got money to get another 1. Is this possable to do or not?

if any of you here use a BitTorrant whats ur program of choice and were do youi think is a good torrant listing site?

i am thinking of learning ASP.NET C# and i was wondering if anyone had a good book that they might have read that they thought was a good one.

> A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde in a convertible sports car for speeding. She walks over to the car and asks the blonde driver for some I.D. The blonde convertible driver searches through her purse in vain. Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"The blonde police officer tells her "It's that thing with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact, opens it, and sure enough, sees her picture. She hands the compact to the blonde cop. After a few seconds of looking into the compact, the blonde cop rolls her eyes, hands the compact back to the blonde convertible driver and says,"If you had told me you were a police officer when I first pulled you over, we could have avoided this whole thing." > >

Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note: these are all numbered "1" on purpose. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up. You need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we. ( Was he aiming for America! I think NOT!!) 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve or puce may be. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothings wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I AM in shape. Round is a shape. 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh!!

A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the new CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks; "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

> The loving husband > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a > bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and > begins to talk. > Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > MAN: "Hello" > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > MAN: "Yes" > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 > models. I saw one I really liked." > MAN: "How much?" > WOMAN: "$60,000" > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year > is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer > $900,000." > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him > in astonishment Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" >

> >Dear Tech Support: > > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife >1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began >unexpected child processing that took up a lot of >space and valuable resources. No mention of this was >included with the product information. In addition, >Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and >now launches during system initialization, where it >monitors all other system activity. Applications such >as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing >7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system >whenever selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in >the background while attempting to run my favorite >applications. I'm thinking about going back to >Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife >1.0. > >Please help! > >Thanks, A Troubled User. > >REPLY: > >Dear Troubled User: > > This is a very common problem that men complain >about. It is due to a primary misconception. Many >people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, >thinking that it is merely a Utilities and >Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM >and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It >is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to >Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating systems files cause >Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0, so nothing is >gained. It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or >purge the program files from the system once >installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 >because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Some >have tried Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with >more problems than in the original system. Look in >your Wife 1.0 manual under "Warnings-Alimony/Child >Support." I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work >on improving the situation. I suggest installing the >background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate >software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 >myself, I also suggest that you read the entire >section regarding 'General Partnership Faults'! >(GPFs.) Your Wife 1.0 does a scan for GPFs during it's >monthly program maintenance scan (PMS). You must >assume joint responsibility for any faults and >problems that occur, regardless of their cause. You >will also find that GPFs are cyclical. The best course >of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. Avoid >excessive use of C:\YESDEAR because ultimately you >will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the >system will return to normal anyway. Remember, the >system will run smoothly as long as you share the >blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but >it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes >with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep >3.0, Cook It 1.5 (which replaces Burn It 1.0), and Do >Bills 4.2. You must, however, be very careful how you >use these programs. Improper use will cause the system >to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, >the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is >to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers >2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 should this happen. > >WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install >Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is >not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible >damage to the operating system. > > >Best of luck, Tech Support >

wordpress is a blog dlownloadable software for makeing a blog, like phpbb for a forum

how long do you have for springbreak, i get 2 weeks.

i am a complete techy so some of my fav books is either somthing on .NET Computer Code, Normal Computer Code, VB, VB.NET, PHP, or a sever book.

There were some people riding in an elevader and all the sudden it stopped...about an half an hour lader it began to stink baddly and one person sad "Who forgot to put on Deoderant this morning?" and a guy in the back said "Well it cant be me because i dont ware any!!!?

i like windoiws because it is what almost everything runs off of. but i also like linux because of what you can do with it.

i have used wordpress and its okey. I personally have not used movable type...so cant say anything about it. I like Blogger the most just because its more flexable and you dont need to know code or have any databases.