Guest pooks Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 This thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness.... Anyway, the object of this forum game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way. For example:"I wish for a pony" Poster replies:"Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts. I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD." Poster replies:"Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself. I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life." Poster replies:"Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)" __________________________________________________ I'll start us off: I wish for telekinesis 2
wolstech Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but the first time you use it, you maim yourself with the item you're trying to move. I wish for cars that don't require a fuel of any type (gas, electricity, etc.)...
Guest pooks Posted November 25, 2019 Posted November 25, 2019 Granted, but the first time you use it, you maim yourself with the item you're trying to move. I wish for cars that don't require a fuel of any type (gas, electricity, etc.)...Granted, but it's illegal to own and you get arrested and sentenced to life because you refuse to divulge the info on how you came to obtain the car. I wish I didn't have to work today 1
fernd883 Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 (edited) Granted, you get fired and don’t need to work. I wish for a golf range Edited December 9, 2019 by fernd883
Guest pooks Posted December 9, 2019 Posted December 9, 2019 Granted, you get fired and don’t need to work. I wish for a golf rangeGranted, but it's always on fire. I wish for more sleep. 1
darrem Posted December 23, 2019 Posted December 23, 2019 Sorry, I'm new around here and I don't know how to quote a comment in my phone, but regarding pooks's comment:Your wish is granted but you never wake up again (kinda spooky, isn't?) I wish for world peace!
Sn1F3rt Posted December 23, 2019 Posted December 23, 2019 Sorry, I'm new around here and I don't know how to quote a comment in my phone, but regarding pooks's comment:Your wish is granted but you never wake up again (kinda spooky, isn't?) I wish for world peace!Press the person whose reply you wanna quote once and you should see a 'Quote' button. For your wish, that's granted but the 'world' would be Mars where you'd be sent staright after my post. I wish I die.
Guest pooks Posted December 23, 2019 Posted December 23, 2019 Sorry, I'm new around here and I don't know how to quote a comment in my phone, but regarding pooks's comment:Your wish is granted but you never wake up again (kinda spooky, isn't?) I wish for world peace!Press the person whose reply you wanna quote once and you should see a 'Quote' button. For your wish, that's granted but the 'world' would be Mars where you'd be sent staright after my post. I wish I die.Granted, but your gonna die eventually anyway, so nothing happens. I wish for my anxiety to disappear.
Krydos Posted December 24, 2019 Posted December 24, 2019 I wish for my anxiety to disappear.Granted, but now you fear nothing and do dumb things like fall off cliffs. I wish no more criminals would try to use HelioHost for their phishing.
Guest pooks Posted December 24, 2019 Posted December 24, 2019 I wish for my anxiety to disappear.Granted, but now you fear nothing and do selfish things that would make you complete like fall off cliffs. I wish no more criminals would try to use HelioHost for their phishing.Granted, now they all DDOS the servers at the same time causing the entire system to go down and successfully ending Heliohost as a company.
Guest pooks Posted December 24, 2019 Posted December 24, 2019 Where's your wish?For this thread to be locked. Granted.
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