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Once you know XHTML, CSS, Javascript, and possibly DHTML like the back of your eyelids, then go on to PHP. If you want to go hardcore, learn CGI.

W3schools is where you want to learn all this, btw.

Are you using ad based or post based hosting?

Quit postin' double threads. You'll get fined if you don't delete one of your threads.

........Again, another thread that is pretty much gonna end up as a flame war.

I believe that we're here(alive and active) because being dead is just so d4mn boring.

You're pouring gasoline around yourself and giving kids matches with this thread.

On another note, they finally decided to teach evolution here in Florida, but they are only referring to it as a theory. Then again, theories are actually stronger than the name suggest. If you know your science, you know that it takes masses of data to make a theory, and it hasn't been disproven yet.

Juno is good. No one expected to be due to its conservative budget though.

Most of these are commonplace. They've been past down throughout office email chains and forums throughout internet history.

 

Still pretty d4mn funny though.

 

yea , seriously?, oh well I didn't know that they have been past down throughout internet history. Feeling pretty stupid right now.

No worries, you wouldn't be the first to post regurgitated stuff on this forum. Plus, this is the first time these jokes have been posted, so it's not like you're spamming. We're not even getting Helions for this. >.>

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

On here, we don't go try and reason this out with logic about which came first. It's whomever posts the funniest story wins.

 

Lets see... well while the chicken was crossing the road, the egg was fiendishly hatching a plan to off the chicken. However, a 16-wheeler semi took care of chicken before the egg could.

Result:

Egg: 1

Chicken: 0

Semi Truck: 1

 

If the chicken couldn't lay eggs, they are no longer chicken, whereas if the eggs couldn't give birth to chicken, they are not eggs any more. My conclusion is that chicken and eggs COME together from something else.

You're sorta missing the point. This thread is just for funny stories about them trying to beat each other out to show who went first. If this were serious, it wouldn't be in the Just for Fun category.

So anyone try Halo 2 for Vista yet? I don't have either one, but I have heard that Vista has issues with games, and that it is even more bloated than XP.

Most of these are commonplace. They've been past down throughout office email chains and forums throughout internet history.

Still pretty d4mn funny though.

Actually it's been done. IE4Linux man, google it. IE doesn't suck that bad under the Penguin though, because Linux covers most flaws that IE has in Windows.

@awesomejoe You can scam and be a paranoid n00b.

Scams done by 15 year old idiots are usually pretty obvious though.

Not to mention the bandwidth is djbob's anyways. If you're that close to getting shutdown due to bandwidth restrictions, you should upgrade.

@n00bs: Please, in the future, post something meaning full and grammatically correct.

Quit marketing ways to market your website to consumers.

This is definitely the second. The first was IE vs Netscape. Netscape lost, now Firefox is battling IE, and winning.

Opera's just twiddling it's fingers in the corner, minding its own business.

Netscape spawned Firefox. Netscape died. Firefox continues. Firefox pwns. EOF.

Joe's got the right idea. At frihost.com, they post for content, you are awarded points for how detailed and contributive your post was.

I HATE that kind of ad. It disrupts the flow of the layout. Either put it at the beginning or the end [layout or time wise, i.e. banners or interstitials].

Well, nah, it was suppose to be orange.

Down in Florida, we couldn't see anything. Stupid clouds.

There's an interstitial in cPanel. It shows up as soon as cPanel completely loads.

That's not actually all that annoying, if that's giving you the most cash, I say go for it.

Use full spelling and proper grammar please, or get chewed out by the mods/admin.

I am making a personal website with all my lunatic ideas on them. I am just going to use a bit of DHTML to get the job done.

Heh, maybe, but I like posting on this forum, but have trouble getting on it. Crashes a lot on my end. Djbob needs new g34r first.

In fact, Helionet crashed as I was trying to post this.

d00d, there's only one admin, and he can take his time with activation. Complain only after a week's gone by.

Nothing will work until he activates your account.

Firefox is here to avenge Netscape in the second browser war.

Anyone hear about how Netscape is finally dead? AOL has finally cut support. Anyone care? I mean, Netscape was there at the first browser war... fought against IE and won until IE4.