This thread is called "Corrupt-A-Wish", a magical thread of... Magical magicalness.... Anyway, the object of this forum game is to write something you wish for. The poster below you will grant it, but corrupt it in some way. For example: "I wish for a pony" Poster replies: "Granted, but on the first day you get it, it kicks you in the nuts. I wish I had 4 seasons of LOST on DVD." Poster replies: "Granted, but all the bonus disks are missing, meaning you have to figure out the answers to the questions yourself. I wish for a $50,000 computer with free wireless internet for life." Poster replies: "Granted, but the only game you are allowed to play on it is, 'Hello Kitty: Island Adventure'(which IS a real game, unfortunately for you)" __________________________________________________ I'll start us off: I wish for telekinesis