Weird Weapon Wars

[majazac]

her...

 

"My anti-light energy shirt is made with apple fyber! Is undistrictible! That's what you will get from trying to attack the princess of Apple World!!!"

 

*send a huge pie-shaped bullet in very high speed and when in reached GM268 it explodes in apple cream over him*

[/\/\/\/]

*eats pie and blows up*

[Korps Commander]

*KC draws up his salami grenade and stuffs it down sham's throat*

 

*grenade blows up, ending in a very messy result*

[GameClaw_268]

*Keeps shooting light beam at stuff, with same effect*

"Oh wait everything in the world(air excluded) absorbs light! I'm gonna need some darkness"

*3 witches appear, with a cauldron*

"HeheheheheHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEE! Did someone say DARKNESS!"

*with a comicbook style annoyed look(sweat drop and all!) pulls a rocket launcer out of butt and blows them up, then falls over in pain*

"how...the...@#$%...can...cartoon...characters...do...that..."

[Korps Commander]

KC takes his arsenal of pessimistic statements and fires it at Gamemaster_268. Gamemaster_268 screams and is obliterated by the pessimism.

[GameClaw_268]

but... I'm mostly a pessimist... I can't get hurt by what I generate...

Ow...

[Korps Commander]

Gamemaster (hah, I forgot the _268) moans on the ground, still reeling from the pessimissm attack. Lappy512 and myscrnnm come and take him away to complete their ritual sacrifice on Krazyletter..........

[GameClaw_268]

*is unable to go through invisible anti-Gamemaster_268 barrier, set up earlier(not anti-guest though)*

*Sends town optomist club at KC, who is turned into a puddle by their optomism, as gm_268 gets away to save himself*

[Korps Commander]

However, myscrnnm advances on GM_268 with a sub-machine gun full of innapropriate comments. Thinking quickly, GM_268.............

[GameClaw_268]

*...Iniates Temp IP-ban Protocol 3947. However, this only takes him out until he restarts his router... and it will only be a matter of time. So Gamemaster_268 Jumps in his invunerable rubber ducky tank... hoping that it can save him. Then he shoots at KC :rockman: *

[Korps Commander]

Uh oh.

 

KC throws djbob in front of him just as the ducky weapons hit. The scene, needless to say, is gory and bloody, and KC escapes without a scratch. Meanwhile, Lappy has sent myscrnnm to "take care of" GM_268, which myscrnnm tries to do by planting a swear bomb in front of GM_268's door...........

[GameClaw_268]

*But as he does so GM_268 opens the door for some fresh air hitting myscrnnm in true cartoon fashion, and he falls the the ground and the bomb explodes in his face, and he holds up an "Ouch!" sign. Then one that says "@#$%"*

btw- the rubber ducky tank shoots molten rubber that hardens into rubber ducky shapes... so djbob is stuck inside a rubber ducky ;D

[Korps Commander]

KRT and duckie pull out anti-djbob weaponry and blow djbob to microscopic pieces and attempt to do the same to GM_268........

 

Meanwhile, KC takes out his inflammable cell phone and chucks it into the HN gears, causing a halt to HN for a while.

[GameClaw_268]

*but it blows up in KC's face(cartoon style) and starts again with no damage to HN.*

[Korps Commander]

And the recoil hits GM_268, sending him cartoonishly flying to the moon.