Weird Weapon Wars

[GameClaw_268]

*clones self*

"Mini me!!!"

Yes, I just finished watching Austin Powers.

*Sicks clone on random people*

[/\/\/\/]

*laughs at the midget who looks like Gamemaster_268*

[GameClaw_268]

*clone attacks /\/\/\/, and bites his ear off, then runs off with it, whacking people with it*

[/\/\/\/]

*can't hear everyone screaming*

[awesomegamer]

i start throwing dvds and cds like ninja stars in random directions!

[GameClaw_268]

*Makes a sheild of toothpaste, blocking awesomegamer's attack*

"Noone will find me in here"

[im_me_get_over_it]

*im_me_get_over_it see the toothpate and decides to brush her teeth and exposeing Gamemaster_268 starts to hit him witha a giant toothbrush!*

[GameClaw_268]

*jumps out of plane 1000m above im_me_get_over_it and attemps to do a mechwarrior 4 death from above maneuver, unfortunantly, misses, and falls though a mile of ground.*

[/\/\/\/]

you seriously need to get off the mech warrior your driving me crazy.

 

*throws canarys at gamemaster until he explodes*

[awesomegamer]

i start smashing batterie rechargers into a fine powder and throw it in peoples eyes to blind them.

[GameClaw_268]

Drops a b-bomb onto the battlefield, turning everyone without cover(including me) into a giant broccoli mutant. MWAAHAAHAAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really need to record my evil laught so you guys can hear it, because unlike most people, evil or otherwise, I CAN do a MWAAHAAHAAHAA...HAAHAAHAAA!!!!

[awesomegamer]

oh yeah, well i say MWAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!

the sound of my horible voice paralyses everyone

[/\/\/\/]

*are ready paralized from laughing at gamemaster's pathetic attempt at an evil laugh*

 

you really hear him he's terrible...

[majazac]

*get in the war and trows super hyper apple pies in everyone*

[GameClaw_268]

"Mwaahaahaahaa! I shall use my huge amounts of leathal light energy on majazac and defeat he :rockman: "

*shoots extremely powerful beam of light energy, that partially reflects, the other part is simply absorbed on majazac's shirt*

"Curse you and you're anti-light energy shirt!"