What Not To Put On Your Application For Employment

[misty]

XPlumped: I feel the SAME EXACT way!!

 

This is really good!!!!

[Wizard]

ANY EXPERIENCE WITH COMPUTERS:

uh...does hacking into the Gibson count?

[byc90]

Lol. Reading those made me feel like I have an IQ of 135.

 

Well I DO have an IQ of 135. Took the Tickle IQ Test thingie.

[ninjagaiden]

well a perfect interview to a gorm

[Quantum Media LLC]

I actually interviewed a kid to work for me, and on his online application, where is said [bleeped!] and you type male or female, he said many times and always.

[phoexer]

Aaaah! So thats why i didn't get the job!

[JcX]

Well.... I've got a better answer for that....

 

Name : JcX

S3x : 3 times a week

Occupation : Just lost my job, else I won't be attending this interview

[Sungazer]

lol btw the first application is actually a mc donalds app and the kid got hired lol

http://www.scribd.com/doc/25629/Funny-job-application-

[JcX]

Gosh~~~ THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!

and how come mc donald still hires this fella, with the reason "honesty".

I guess he would be just messing around with the application form, and unexpectedly, he got hired. LOLZ

 

I still thinks that my answer for this was more suitable

 

S3x : Does masturbation counts?

[jjpriest25]

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:

I was the first person to play the COPS theme song while getting a ticket

 

Definitely the line of the day for me, lol.

[Doctor Steel]

EDUCATION:

20 years - I graduated 10th grade twice.

 

S3x:

YOU DEVIL! THAT'S EVIL IN GOD'S EYES!