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I have one.... baby bull has a problem...does he go momma bull or papa bull?

 

papa bull...mama bull's a cow!

 

haha, this has to be deja vu

  • 2 weeks later...
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Your down stairs and there is three light switches to three lights upstairs how do you find out which light switch is for which light bulb only going upstairs once???

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Your down stairs and there is three light switches to three lights upstairs how do you find out which light switch is for which light bulb only going upstairs once???

 

turn one on and leave it on for 5 minutes...then turn it off...

 

turn another one on and then go up the stairs...

 

the one with the bulb that is off but cool is the one you didn't turn on yet...

the one with the bulb that is off but warm is the one you turned on for 5 minutes...

the one with the bulb on is the one you left on...

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or you flick one on and off repeatedly for a few hours...and then turn another one on. the one that's broken is the first one, the one that's on is the second, and the off one is the last. :D

  • 1 month later...
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Your down stairs and there is three light switches to three lights upstairs how do you find out which light switch is for which light bulb only going upstairs once???

 

I agree, seems like the most logical answer.

  • 2 weeks later...
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cool riddles guys!

There is a man at 4 feet tall and weighing 200 pounds. He lives on the 15th floor. Everyday he takes his lunchbox into an elavator and presses 1 to go to the 1st floor for work. The elevator has buttons on it listing from 1 to 15 going from least to greatest up. When he comes back he takes his lunchbox into the elavoter and presses 8 and walks the rest of the way up to the 15th floor where he lives. Why doesn't the man just press 15 when he goes home?

NOTE: This joke is better to show and tell in person.

  • 1 month later...
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cool riddles guys!

There is a man at 4 feet tall and weighing 200 pounds. He lives on the 15th floor. Everyday he takes his lunchbox into an elavator and presses 1 to go to the 1st floor for work. The elevator has buttons on it listing from 1 to 15 going from least to greatest up. When he comes back he takes his lunchbox into the elavoter and presses 8 and walks the rest of the way up to the 15th floor where he lives. Why doesn't the man just press 15 when he goes home?

NOTE: This joke is better to show and tell in person.

 

 

The man was only 4 feet tall and weighed 200 pounds. So he could only reach to the number 8 or 9, then to loose weight he walks the stairs to the 15 floor.

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cool riddles guys!

There is a man at 4 feet tall and weighing 200 pounds. He lives on the 15th floor. Everyday he takes his lunchbox into an elavator and presses 1 to go to the 1st floor for work. The elevator has buttons on it listing from 1 to 15 going from least to greatest up. When he comes back he takes his lunchbox into the elavoter and presses 8 and walks the rest of the way up to the 15th floor where he lives. Why doesn't the man just press 15 when he goes home?

NOTE: This joke is better to show and tell in person.

 

 

The man was only 4 feet tall and weighed 200 pounds. So he could only reach to the number 8 or 9, then to loose weight he walks the stairs to the 15 floor.

 

I agree mostly, except I'd leave it at "can only reach 8" rather than walk the way up to lose weight :P

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