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I never heard of that book.

He got that from funny.com, i read that, its funny, thanks for the joke.

I'm using FF. i have a few mods and plugins installed as well.

His son had autism, so he is going to be on meds, he wasnt high, he had needle wholes in him from where you give them the meds.

^ lol, that was funny.

I don't get it, was that a joke, or me being a noob.

lol, I wanna post a review, but I dont wanna register to post a review, so meh.

I miss my N64, It was the best, but it had went bad for some reason. My first game was, WWF Attitude.

I wanna learn to draw, I practice, but I suck, any help please.

I liked Doug, Powerpuff Girls, Rug Rats, I could go on and on.

OK, sorry bout that.

funny.com, or my forum.

easy way to get Helions... ) Yes, and plus makes it easyier for people to ready what they want. I dont always get my jokes from the net, I have a couple I have made, but i really dont post them many places.

Presidents Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush and Clinton were on a ship that hit a iceberg. Ford screamed, "What should we do?" Reagan said, "Ask Nancy." Bush screamed, "Man the lifeboats," Carter said, "Women and children first!" Nixon said, "Screw the women and children." Clinton asked, "Do you think we have the time?" Source: funny.com

Bill Clinton, Hilary Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore were on a plane flight, looking down at the world. Bill Clinton said, "ya know, I could drop a $10,000 bill out the window and make one person very happy." And Hilary replied, "Yes, but I could drop 10 $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy." Then Al Gore said, "Well I could drop 100 $100 bills out the window and make 100 people very happy." And Tipper responds, "I could drop all three of you out the window and make the whole country happy!"

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is. 'Billy.' 'And what is your question, Billy? 'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?' Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is. 'Steve' 'And what is your question, Steve?' 'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?' I got it from funny.com

An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion, which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen and a master bath suite with a sauna and Jacuzzi. As they "oohed and aahed" the old man asked Peter how much all this was going to cost. "It's free," Peter replied. "This is heaven." Next they went out back to survey the championship golf course that the home backed up to. They would have golfing privileges every day, and each week the course would change to new one that represented one of the great golf courses on Earth. The old man asked, "What are the green fees?" Peter's reply: "This is heaven; you play for free." Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the cuisines of the world laid out. "How much to eat?" asked the old man. "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven; it is free!" Peter replied with some exasperation. "Well, where are the low-fat and low-cholesterol tables?" the old man asked timidly. Peter lectured, "That's the best part: You can eat as much as you like of whatever you like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is heaven." With that, the old man threw down his hat, stomped on it, and shrieked wildly. Peter and his wife both tried to calm him down, asking him what was wrong. The old man looked at his wife and said, "This is all your fault. If it weren't for your blasted bran muffins, I could have been here ten years ago!" I get most of my jokes from funny.com

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets. --------------- The paragraph above doesn't amaze me because of what happened a couple of months ago. I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider" looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had just happened. ---------------- A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy." ----------------- I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk." ----------------- Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on t he photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies. "Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid." I get most of my jokes from funny.com

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING I get most of my jokes from funny.com

some one is taking my helions, i had 80 then i come on today and i have 50, i collect interest and then i loose ten more what the hecks going on. EDITnever mind i found them

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I wish we could get one, that would be cool IMO.

It's a nice forum. But you should chage the IPB tags to a real one, dont use default ones, guests dont join when that is like that, most of the time I should say.