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sorry guys, i thought i was helping when i separated the yo momma jokes into their own topics...my bad! and by the way tbone, what's up with all your off topic posts? actually it's a lot more like spam.. yo momma so small she drowned when i spat on her

how do you pronounce that?!

i think the gambling idea is great! what do we have to do to get this ball rolling?

good job! you'd be a good accountant!

i hope you're joking... ever hear of a sonic boom?

yea that seems right... but isn't it great? i think it's always good to use as much of the animal as you can if you're going to kill it...

who here liked the naked wrestling? lol

you should't consider life then...cuz there's a 100% chance of death...

there is no doubt that light exhibits some behaviors of particles...

under the bridge downtowwnnn is where i drew some blood, under the bridge downtownnn i could not get enouuuugh rock on

i'd greatly appreciate it if you could make me an avatar that looks krazy...

do i answer pools?

i agree with you about alba...but klum?!

yo momma such a stupid nurse that she took a red marker to work in case she had to draw blood

i'm going to have to agree with you on this...

i don't think we need more members to become more active...i think we should be more active in order to make this site more appealing for new members to join...

actually, have you seen or heard of these space pens? i'm sure they spent a good amount of money on research and development...these pens write in zero gravity, underwater, in extreme temperatures, upside down, and in almost any other situation you can think of that a ballpoint pen wouldn't be able to write... the joke part of it was about the russians, since russians use this technology in space also...

why so discrete with the description? is it some kind of virus?

this was totally confusing and didn't answer my question at all joe...i'm not saying only musicians do drugs...i'm asking why the musicians that do drugs feel that they need to...some can't even create songs unless they're high on drugs...check out alice in chains...they can't even perform their own songs well unless they're high...

hey, german shepherds are cool right? i think they're really smart and loyal... also, i noticed that you're from Poland...i'm planning on visiting Poland later and want to go for about a week...i want to see Krakow and head over to Aushwitz....do you think Warsaw is worth seeing also?

haha, that chest hair waxing scene was awesome...

so, what's your favorite RHCP song?

actually it's more of a joke...

And to have fun. They want you to contribute to the forums as well, making the forum a more enjoyable place to be. This attracts more posters, during greater durations of time, which allows them to earn more helions, therefore allowing them to pay for your hosting. And to gain helions you should concentrate on helping noobs out as that is one of the main purposes of the system. And next time you post off-topic, you should at least contribute something that is on-topic in that post. EX: Yo mama so frigin big, she tripped and made the grand canon. ah i see your point of view now... yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

"its"?!?!? you don't know if your own cat was a male or female? also, it's "it's," not "its"