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post some funny doctor jokes if you have any

hey sorry...i was trying to tidy things up by making separate threads on specific yo momma jokes...

the best training is to make mistakes and learn from them...

what's the comic about? i'd love to see them...

yo momma so short she has to reach up to tie her shoes

yo momma so ugly your father takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye

yo momma so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

yo momma so stupid she shot an arrow into the air and missed

remember guys...it's not the camera that takes great pictures, it's the photographer...

i'm not sure how many of you drive...but if you do, what car do you drive? my car's over in the states right now and i miss it a lot...i haven't driven in 6 months...6 months is a long time for a guy who drives across the US whenever he gets the chance... oh yea, i drive a 2005 Honda Civic...not that great, but the gas mileage is awesome!

i think you meant plagiarized... =P!

you're in an indestructible room with a door that is locked and airtight...there is one lightbulb on the ceiling lighting the room...there are 5 items in the room to help you escape... 1. an oak table 2. a piano 3. a wood saw 4. a baseball bat 5. wood tape explain three different ways you can escape using these items...

what grows when it eats, but shrinks when it drinks?

three friends go to a hotel and pay $30 dollars for a room...later that night, the hotel manager sees that they've overpaid and gives $5 to the bellboy to return to the guys...the bellboy was lazy and didn't want to do the math so he pocketed $2 and handed each of the guys $1 dollar...so the guy's paid $9 each...$9*3=$27 $27+$2(that the bellboy took)=$29 where did the other dollar go?

you are traveling and come upon a fork in the road...one road leads to death, while the other road leads to a land of riches...there are a set of twins at the fork...you can only ask them one question each, and one of them always lies while the other always tells the truth...what would you ask them?

a certain barber shaves all men, but only men who don't shave themselves... who shaves the barber?

where in the world can you go south 1 mile, east 1 mile, north 1 mile, and end up where you first started?

errr, why is this in the internet comedy section? or am i just missing something?

i like piano players..my mother was a piano teacher

spanish, me te encanta korean, sarang hae yo french, je t'aime

i sort of get it, but you lost me at the ending

yo momma so stupid she strangled herself to death with a cordless phone

what pets do you have? all my pets are currently being taken care of by my friends in the states... i have... a german shepherd/chow chow mix a huge jack dempsey fish a red eared slider turtle a ornate box turtle i love animals...i'd love to know what pets you have...

i choose the grizzly bear...they're big, more agile than you think, pretty fast, and can deliver a killer bear swipe with their front paws...

have you done any drugs? why do some artists and musicians feel that they need drugs? do you think drugs makes you more creative? personally, i've smoked so much weed in my lifetime that my blood is probably green...i've recently quit and haven't smoked in 6 months, so don't think i'm some druggie...but anyways, i honestly think i was way more creative when i was smoking than i am now...it was easier for me to think creatively while i was high...