Kelso

The books by Larry Ullman are really great. It took me a few weeks to learn PHP, SQL, and .htaccess. He's pretty good, even for n00bs like me

I've done a lot across the board, but mostly Ruby/Rails. So I'm really disappointed that Helio doesn't support it...

I use Ubuntu 7.10 and Mac OS X (Now that its officialy UNIX). I plan to install Solaris. I used to have Windows, but it crapped out every month or so. Not that I expect anything better...

The problem with Triggers is that people can make an infinite loop with them, effectively locking a table. Hackers have been known to do that...

Are there any other things like windows any linux???

Huh?

Do you mean "Are there any options for i686 cpus besides Linux"?

Yes. You can install (Open) Solaris, or a hacked version of OSX86 (Mac OS X for Intel). Of course, that's not exactly legal...

I use Ubuntu, just because its painless and you don't need to configure stuff. For blazing speed, use (Open) Solaris. It can run Java natively, if you can believe it!

LOL thats still not as big as maxes. how about

while(1==1) {

$number=9 + $number;

echo $number;

 

 

Think thats the correct sytax.

Probably more like this...

$Number = Math.POSITIVE_INFINITY;
while (true) {
       $Number ^ $Number ^ $Number ^ $AllPreviousNumbersPosted!
}
return $Number;

Sorry, but I couldn't quite understand that. Could you run that by me again please?

Guys? Let's try to rebut what was said based off of the argument, as opposed to the arguer.

I don't think that we should get mad at each other and make personal attacks on each other.

Can you both agree to that?

How many microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None.

They simply define darkness as the industry standard.

I recently watched a video (conventional) that tried to bridge the gap between religion and science. What they said was that people, in our social networking, ARE "God". When you actually do the math, it turns out that the inteligence of a single culture is so large that we cannot even use our current standards of inteligence (IQ, etc.) The power of such a network is certainly enough to conjour up the mant theatrical effects displayed in the bible.

As for creation:

There where (and still are!) billions of billions of billions of billions of planets for life to form on, and billions of years for it to evolve on. In addition, there are virtually infinite universes for all this to happen in, so no matter the probability, it is almost guaranteed to have life SOMEWHERE.

I, for one, am an athiest. My theory has always been that unless some god or God proved to me that he existed, I would simply leave it up to debate. Science is all about proof. Religion has a sneaky way of getting around it. Personally, I'd stick with science, as long as nobody can dissuade me.

it just doesnt work....but internet explorer 7 has some new [bleeped!] built in so maybe thats it

It works in FF, Netscape, Camino, IE, and many others. If the code I put here is broken, just google "edit any page".

Remove the space between "java" and "script". It's an IPB security "feature".

Here, I'll try again:

java script:document.body.contentEditable='true';%20document.designMode='on';%20void%200

Click me to "edit" this page!

the morphing is sorta limited though

If you'd like more advanced "hacking" i.e. editing source code, screwing around with CSS, crashing javascript, and spying on ajax, I'd recommend the Firebug for firefox.

If it doesn't work for you still, feel free to ask!

Sorry, but I couldn't quite understand what you meant by "but light out for it at dawn".

I had that problem. It was fixed very quickly, kudos to djbob. I used to auto-installer.

Aren't you skewing the results a little though? All the active people on Helio, who like it, are going to go for the Helions, while all the people who hate Helio (I'm sure these are very few in number) will just leave. Ah well. I'm sure all the other sites do it too.

Darn. I was hoping to have a get-rich-quick seminar...

I'm just curious. Why not? Isn't it that the kind of thing where you can just add it? I am sorry if it is not my right to ask.

No, you can't. I meant the background color. Right now, everyone's posts are gray. Imagine if a privleged few got to have theirs in blue!

The forum has been a little weird recently... Sometimes nav bars have disapeared, or I have been logged out for no reason. Does this have anything to do with an upgrade?

Yeah. I've seen your posts, and you don't seem like someone that spams.

Here's an idea: You could pay for more space, or bandwith. Perhaps you could have your posts in a different color? What mods are available for IPB?

My website is Fat Lotus.com. I don't seem to have a purpose for the site yet, and am missing ideas.

Any help would be great!

I use Drupal currently, combined with Domain Lagoon.

I don't think that there is a withdrawl fee. Or if there is, it is at 0%. Djbob really disigned the forum with constant people in mind.

Hey djbob! Could it be possible to add some credit cards?

Does anyone have any others? I am auful at making them up...

Both of them. Pete didn't get atomized yet, right?

Oh. Now I get it. Very funny. People always tried to do that to me in my grade school days.

Oops! Bit overflow! Just kidding.

How about google plex factorial? To the power of google plex factorial!

(Google Plex !) ^ (Google Plex !)