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AverageJoe

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  1. Girls if you get any cheesy lines like these i got some answers for ya.

    1. Haven't I seen you someplace before?

    Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

     

    2. Is this seat empty?

    Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

     

    3. Your place or mine?

    Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

     

    4. So, what do you do for a living?

    I'm a female impersonator.

     

    5. Hey baby, what's your sign?

    Do not enter.

     

    6. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Unfertilized

     

    7. Your body is like a temple.

    Sorry, there are no services today.

     

    8. I would go to the end of the world for you.

    But would you stay there?

     

    9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

    If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

     

    Can I buy you a drink so I look better?

     

    Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

     

    Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy?

     

    Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out.

     

    Hey, I'm new in town.

    P.S. Kyle please don't spam, please contribute to the topic.

    EDIT.

    Do you have a mirror in your pocket?

    Because I can see myself in your pants.

     

    I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

     

     

     

  2. It needs to be a wide topic but one were it is not to justifiably veer of on.

     

    Like modern science:

    we could talk about:

    evolution

    physics

    astronomy

    etc.

    I do how ever like the debate idea, that is the general direction I would like the topic to move in. Every forum I go to everyone seems to enjoy the debate section, including me.

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    sorry im having problems fitting characters on one post if your wondering why im double posting.

     

    if you make another post then i may be able to post some more pics.

    it says i have to many pics merging.

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