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A it will only be under one topic, so if there happens to be spam then you don't have to go to that topic. Also if we threaten to disqualify people for spamming then that means that they will less likely spam in that topic than any where else.

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Yeah I've seen some cool ones on the net.

Post your best pick up line here.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock.

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Boy: Do you sleep on your stomach?

Girl: No.

Boy: Can I?

Coffee? Tea? Me?

I hate health, but I love P.E.

Yeah that would be great, I'd be pimping.

P.S. were do you live? Don't they allow gay marriages in some areas?

And for just a little advice. I'm "adopted" though legally I never was, but in my heart I know who are my parents, by blood or not, I don't need paperwork to prove that to me. Though I know being legally married may sound better and my help with taxes, but always remember it's not the paperwork that counts, its whats in your heart that counts.

Lol, Yes the TRANSITION has Begun !

I support Hillary.

But think about the policies in the middle east, they don't respect women as much so that might make the middle east respect us less.

P2P for life!

They have problems, thats all I know.

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on one of those new electronic it said" Get the f!@# off."

Do you want a leg to vote fore it though?

I thought this was an interesting video

North America.

Kile were do you live.

.......................idiot.

I vote for it.

I myself (not being gay) no offense, but I'm a big homophobe. Not saying I hate you or gay people for the matter, but I strongly dislike that idea. Being a Christian, I refer to knowing God created man and women to be together, and that is how I'm going to follow. However, I see no problem with it if that's your belief, but I'd rather not here people talk about gay pride and stuff. For example, our school has a Gay-Straight Alliance club which I am against because one of the facts is they get a silence day where they basically don't have to speak, and the teachers can't do anything about it, and it just isn't fair to the rest.

 

I have other views on this as well, but I might as well keep my mouth shut.

 

With all due respect,

Josh

I understand your point, I have two very devote christian friends who feel the same way but I would like to make a few points. The bible says love all as though thou were thy neighbor( all includes gay people)

Also if you don't believe that gay people should have a club or organization because being gay is against your god then I will just suppose that you are against any other religious group having an organization because they would also be against your god. So as I tell my Christian friends think of gay( not insinuating that it is, just an analogy for my friends) as a religion that you should respect as you respect other religions. Though yes you may believe they are going to hell you must also remember you also believe over half of the Earths population is going to hell.

So I'm a straight atheist that supports gay rights. Though I must say it does freak me out when I see a really big flamer.

Actually I wish I had a gay friend( not a flamer) because he would help me get the best clothes and hairstyles. Gays are like chick magnets

Any ways Richard Kuehne- KDH Web Designer do many girls hit on you?

Yahoo doesn't support FF, but IE tab is an add on that allows you to click and open those sights with IE.

Cool, you like my idea! Should we propose this in the bill forum?

lol i have web develepor to, can you give me the code?

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.

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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."

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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.

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Why do men fart more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.

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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

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I married a Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's [bleeped!] drive by 90%.

It's called wedding cake.

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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.

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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.

Then God created Man and rested.

Then God created Woman.

Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

wo strangers, a man and a woman, are sitting next to each other on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Suddenly, the plane plummets out of control. In panic, the woman turns to the man, tears off her blouse and cries,

"Make me feel like a woman one more time!"

Rising to the occasion, the man tears off his shirt and says "Here, iron this."

Yo mama so so fat I thought her belly button was her vagina.

Its way too expensive, if it were free after you bought the game yhen I micht play it.

I play on steam and bf2 online.

I don't like runescape, takes to much time to play.