Weird Weapon Wars

[Korps Commander]

*KC's assassins are hiding in the gold treasure chests, and leap out and put an end to the evil GM_268's miserable life.*

[GameClaw_268]

however:

They were caught while intering by my vast amount of theives, and my elites, who defend against theives cause I'm a rouge( ), and 57 thieves are lost.

 

Then the utopia server goes down in Weird Weapon Wars and we can't use it anymore

 

PREPARE THE MOLTEN MARSHMALLOW LANCHER!

[Korps Commander]

*The molten marshmallow launcher explodes in GM_268's face, sending him into unconsciousness.*

 

I want to see myscrnnm's post in this topic! GM_268, you need to put that back!

[GameClaw_268]

Its gone, and inapropriate. Even if I could bring it back, I wouldn't because of how bad it was.

 

but, while unconscious, GM_268 turns into....

 

 

-Dramatic Drum music, please-

 

 

-BUM,bum,BUM,bum,BUM,bum,BUM,bum-

 

 

THE INDESTRUCTIBLE PHULK!!!!!

 

*destroys world by sleepwalking through everything*

[Korps Commander]

THIS POST WAS MADE BY MYSCRNNM HACKING KORPS COMMANDER'S ACCOUNT. THIS IS MYSCRNNM'S OPINION AND DO NOT FLAME KC FOR IT

 

Thank you: Gamemaster_268

 

And then KC's troops came in and grabbed Gaymaster_268 and pummeled him until all that was left was a bleeding pulp. Then, myscrnnm came in 2 the building and took Gaymaster_268's head and nailed it 2 a wooden board on the table. As Gaymaster_268 screamed, myscrnnm whipped him until blood poured out his back. B4 Gaymaster_268 died in pain, myscrnnm said "thats what you get for being a ****ing mercenary." and took out his Smith & Wesson model 5 handgun, blowing off the creature's head.

Edited June 21, 2005 by Gamemaster_268

[Kyougi]

Oh gawd, so sad... poor GAMEMASTER not GAYMASTER.

 

*kicks myscrnnm in the face*

[Korps Commander]

My god, myscrnnm must hate GM_268.....................

 

*KC throws ShadowNite into the pool of shaving cream*

[GameClaw_268]

Its because I was the main, most active, obsticle in his way... of course, he should be aware that the way everyone hates him, his words have no effect except to make him look stupider and when new people come around and see these, what kind of image will they get of him

[Kyougi]

*takes a shaver and starts shaving*

[GameClaw_268]

*Drops myscrnnm into bathroom where shadownite is... and lets just say what will happen next will have to be censored in its intirety, so I just wont post it *

 

[jk]Ya know, I wonder what myscrnnm has against this "Gaymaster_268." I mean, his name's a little... unethical... but he doesn't even go here, He can say it to the guys face, so the guy can block him ... Unless such a thing has already happened[/jk]

[Kyougi]

...

 

Attacks GM_268 with his razorblade

[Korps Commander]

*GM_268 grabs Mr. Nite's hand and holds it for a long time, as he looks into Nite's eyes. Then, after this "moment", the twosome go to a movie together. When they get home..CENSORED BY ADMINS*

[Kyougi]

WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?

 

*commits suicide with a suicide machine, dieing a horribly long and painful (and lonely) death*

[Korps Commander]

*with GM_268 by his side*

[GameClaw_268]

you misread the name, it was GM_269 that went with him, he's my evil clone.

 

*Grabs Spider man and starts whacking KC with him *