Weird Weapon Wars

[GameClaw_268]

Heres the idea, come up with a weird weapon and fight someone with it. You can't make people say or do stuff unless you're that person. Try to keep it appropriate, too. And no god mode, or well, everyone's in god mode, so... have at ye!

 

Remember to use *'s for action and "'s for your dialog in-game

 

*Swings at the empty space with a rubber turkey*

"Rubber chickens are so overused"

[/\/\/\/]

oh man the memorys... though there's maye 4 people here who remember them.

 

*kicks gamemaster's [bleeped!] with a plasma shoe*

'ah, more memorys!'

[GameClaw_268]

"FORGOT THE _268!!!"

*Turns into god and smites /\/\/\/ with glue, after which turns back and forgets it happened*

*kicks back with an antimatter glove meant to be worn on the feet*

"Antimatter is better than plasma, but it doesn't really matter since we're both in god mode "

 

 

This was actually started on the hell-yeah.net forums(extinct host) where I commonly used a tank made of rubber duckies, then I copied it over to zer0, and now here. We need some kind of forum fighting game anyway(btw- noone can win on this, so don't even try, its an infinant stalemate, well, until someone forgets the _268 in my name and I turn into god and smite them, with glue, but...)

[lappy512]

yeah, i remember on zro, and i forgot if this was on KL?

 

attacks djbob with a USB cable.

[GameClaw_268]

You can't attack people who aren't playing...

 

*Pulls out a chain gun, rips the ammo out, and whacks lappy in the head with it*

 

 

edit: heres something I had to post at the showcase because some idiots thought they could win the game, follow it, ye followers:

 

why don't you guys try to do the fun, friendly way where you just say an attack, who it attacks, and see what they do instead of saying your attack destroys them in 1 hit, this way, noone thinks they won and its more fun and fair. DOesn't make you mad if someone takes your weapon and uses it against you or something, its not fun that way. This way implies that everyone is invunerable and is the only one to operate their items and they just keep exchanging blows til the end of time. Its alot more fun.

Edited March 8, 2005 by Gamemaster_268

[/\/\/\/]

hey, anyone remember my wierdo captin guy? i wish i could find the stories again...

 

*has the captin guy shoot lasers at whatever_268 and lappy.*

[GameClaw_268]

*jumps in a plane, and drops a bomb at /\/\/\/ that explodes into hot fudge*

 

Yeah, those were funny

[wee]

"eh why not"

*squeezez e-z-cheez into djbobs nose*

[GameClaw_268]

Cause its not fair

 

*laughs at wee for putting cheese up his own nose*

*Whacks wee with the previously mentioned chaingun*

 

edit: chainguy? I really need to learn not to typo

[wee]

"wha?"

 

*smacks game master a rocket propelled greanade shell.*

[GameClaw_268]

*Retaliates by picking /\/\/\/ up, blocking with him, and the throwing him at wee in a split second*

 

Just try to come up with a weirder weapon than him

[/\/\/\/]

*constructs the universes most powerful bomb and hits people with it*

[GameClaw_268]

*Throws a rubber duckie at /\/\/\/, but hits the bomb and sets it off*

[/\/\/\/]

*bomb was a dud; continues to whack people*

[GameClaw_268]

*Jumps into invunerable rubber duckie tank*

"What? Its awesome. If you don't like it, EAT RUBBER N00B!"

*Shoots molten rubber at anyone who even has a strange look on their face*