HerLoss Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 There were neked pictures in the email, but I cut them out so as not to get in trouble... lol. We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity. God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 oh boy... what don't they invent... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman3750 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 That is not right, although you can't argue with the logic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Would have been interesting if that had really happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 who would be crazy enoght to do that? but i bet that you would really like it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 I would have walked around naked. I have no problem with that. But I problbly would have been out front in my lawn chair. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman3750 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 You have no problem walking around naked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Nope. Your talking to a member of Limerick's Streaking Squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 you streak??????????? oh God... i have problems with being naked in front of others.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Me, five other guys, and one girl all went skinny dipping last week... Edit: four other guys... eric is a wuss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrulz911 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 lol, unimaginable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myscrnnm II Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 In theory, it is the perfect plan to root out the terrorists, too bad it would never work in real life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted October 9, 2005 Author Share Posted October 9, 2005 too bad, in theory, it would kill hundreds of thousands of innocents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myscrnnm II Posted October 9, 2005 Share Posted October 9, 2005 too bad, in theory, it would kill hundreds of thousands of innocents. I don't think so. The plan is perfectly safe. The only people who would die are the terrorists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted October 10, 2005 Author Share Posted October 10, 2005 And any other muslims who happen to get in the way. Regardless of what you think, not all muslims are terrorists you know. In fact, it's quite ironic that people are pinning the terrorist attacks on Afghan muslims in particular when the afghani form of islam is strictly against suicide missions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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