naynesh Posted August 16, 2007 Posted August 16, 2007 DNA Tests Lawyer: I have some good news and some bad news. Client: Well, give me the bad news first. Lawyer: The bad news is that the DNA tests showed that it was your blood they found all over the crime scene Client: Oh no! I'm ruined! What's the good news? Lawyer: The good news is your cholesterol is down to 130! Quote
multipleoranges45 Posted December 6, 2007 Posted December 6, 2007 lol i think you might have wanted to make it radio buttons, i just ticked 'yes' and 'no'! Good joke tho Quote
JimBOB Posted December 20, 2007 Posted December 20, 2007 haha, Its a good joke, did you make it yourself? Or did you find it on another website, I don't think you could've made that... JOKE! Naw, it was a good joke, but it's a one time only thing. Quote
euler Posted February 5, 2008 Posted February 5, 2008 A really good joke haha, so funny (continues laughting) Quote
JcX Posted April 21, 2008 Posted April 21, 2008 If I'm the judge, I'll foul the lawyer away with a red card. Lack of professional ethique Quote
MYSTi Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 A really good joke haha, so funny (continues laughting) Quote
jjpriest25 Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 HA, that's decent. It's one of those one hitters though...once you see it once, it'll never really be as funny again. Quote
UndeadBob Posted May 29, 2008 Posted May 29, 2008 That was funny because that would be good news for me and my 220 cholesterol Quote
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