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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question.

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"

After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her.

Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her.

Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."

The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?"

The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"

 

lol!!!! that was a great one! hahahahha! i'm going to tell my friends this one

 

:lol:

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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

 

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country.

 

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them.

 

"If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked.

 

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

 

"You have 171 sheep," said the blond in triumph.

 

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice.

 

She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked.

 

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?"

 

The blond thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog."

 

Are you a blond?

 

 

Maze for blondes.

 

 

Ever wonder how a blonde prints a document?

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