Quantum Media LLC Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 what does a turtle and a blonde have in common??? they're both fu**ed when they are on their back
Helions Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 what does a turtle and a blonde have in common??? they're both fu**ed when they are on their back haha, i like that one!
AverageJoe Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 What do blondes and clothes have in common? they're all over me. LOL
Helions Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 What do blondes and clothes have in common? they're all over me. LOL haha, that one's similar to the turtle one, but still kinda funny!
AverageJoe Posted March 9, 2007 Posted March 9, 2007 A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!"
Helions Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 A blond, a brunette, and a redhead were trying out for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets. First, they called the brunette in and asked her a question. "If you could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?" After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet." They said "well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get back to her. Next, the redhead entered the room and the NASA people asked her the same question. In reply, "I would like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings." Again, "thank you" and they would get back to her. Finally, the blond entered the room and they asked her the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead. She thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun." The people from NASA replied, "why, don't you know that if you went to the sun you would burn to death?" The blond smirked and put her hands on her hips. "Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night!" lol!!!! that was a great one! hahahahha! i'm going to tell my friends this one
AverageJoe Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence. So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the country. Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road. She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd who was tending to them. "If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will you let me have one?" she asked. The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed. "You have 171 sheep," said the blond in triumph. Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep of her choice. She looked around for a while and finally found one that she really liked. She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd walked over to her and asked, "if I can guess your real hair color, will you give me my sheep back?" The blond thought it was only fair to let him try. "You're a blonde! Now give me back my dog." Are you a blond? Maze for blondes. Ever wonder how a blonde prints a document?
Helions Posted March 10, 2007 Author Posted March 10, 2007 hahah that monitor on the copier one is great! the joke made me smile too
Helions Posted March 10, 2007 Author Posted March 10, 2007 Bet its a blonde! hahahah, dood where do you find this stuff? that tshirt picture is hilarious!
AverageJoe Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 just surf the net for funny pics! LOL brail pron!
Helions Posted March 10, 2007 Author Posted March 10, 2007 just surf the net for funny pics! LOL brail pron! hey what's brail pron?
AverageJoe Posted March 10, 2007 Posted March 10, 2007 O sorry the image didn't show up. don't know why.
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