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A man went 20 days without a minutes sleep?

 

Yet he didn't feel the slightest bit tired.

 

How did he manage to do this?

 

 

 

 

 

He slept every night!

 

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

 

 

 

A carpet!

 

 

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

 

 

 

 

Watch closely I'm only going to do this once!

 

 

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