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a stick!

 

haha sorry, that wasn't that great...i promise ill post up some better ones later on =)

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where does a deer go when he loses his tail?

 

to a retailer

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you know what they say about the navy.... 44 sea men go down in a submarine and 22 couples come back up

 

errrr? i don't get it

 

:blink:

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what has a thousand teeth and a monster inside?

 

hmm...what? a bigger monster?

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A man went 20 days without a minutes sleep?

 

Yet he didn't feel the slightest bit tired.

 

How did he manage to do this?

 

 

 

 

 

He slept every night!

 

What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?

 

 

 

A carpet!

 

 

What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?

 

 

 

 

Watch closely I'm only going to do this once!

 

 

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