Yo momma Jokes

[AverageJoe]

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

[kyle]

thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money.

[Quantum Media LLC]

thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money.

 

 

LOL

[kyle]

wouldn't you do that Richard?

[the_god_2000]

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

if she was that small she wouldnt be able to drive hahah

 

yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money

 

haha no you wouldnt

 

[Helions]

haha some of those were pretty [bleeped!] funny...especially when someone replied that they would sell their car for gas money! haha

 

 

here's one:

 

yo mama so fat animals at the zoo feed her

[Eeor3]

thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money

 

haha no you wouldnt

lol@ that

 

 

You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night

 

But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin...

--old one I know but still ok in my book.

 

here's a little off topic humor:

"If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper"

[AverageJoe]

Thats what i said to yo mama last night.

[Helions]

yo momma so dumb she called the home shopping network and when they asked "can i help you?", she said "no, i'm just looking"

[AverageJoe]

LOL, but you can't see on a phone.......................LOL

 

Yo mama so fat when she rolled over, she ended up on the other side of the world.

[shadow]

Your mommas so stupid she called the information line and asked "how long is it from los angeles to new york" the lady said one minute miss your mom said thank you goodbye

[battlelands]

yo momma is so fat that she won a free Ipod

[Quantum Media LLC]

Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock!

 

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out!

 

Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear a vcr as a beeper!

[shadow]

Your mommas so fat when she back up you hear a beep beep beep wide load caution.

[AverageJoe]

Yo mamas so stupid, she thought a quarter back was a refund!

Are you allowed in yo mamas room?

If you are you might not want to come in tonight, if your not can you knock on the door in the morning to wake me up.

Yo mama so fat it took me three bus trips, one ride in the taxi, and a flight in a plane to get to the other side of that [bleeped!].

Yo mama so fat when I was screwing her she was like, "Uh, thats my bellybutton."

yo mamas so stupid she had you!

yo mama so skinny she grades cheese on her ribs.

yo mama so stupid she thought you use pick up lines to pick up things!