AverageJoe Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Quote
kyle Posted March 8, 2007 Author Posted March 8, 2007 thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money. Quote
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money.  LOL Quote
the_god_2000 Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! if she was that small she wouldnt be able to drive hahah yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money. thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money haha no you wouldnt Quote
Helions Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 haha some of those were pretty [bleeped!] funny...especially when someone replied that they would sell their car for gas money! haha  here's one: yo mama so fat animals at the zoo feed her Quote
Eeor3 Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 thats not stupid, i would do that if i didnt have any more money haha no you wouldnt lol@ that  You liked that mama joke didn't ya? Good?...well, nowhere near as good as Yo Mama was last night  But, hey, if I wanted a comeback, christ, I'd just wipe it off Yo Mamma's chin... --old one I know but still ok in my book. here's a little off topic humor: "If I want any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper" Quote
Helions Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 yo momma so dumb she called the home shopping network and when they asked "can i help you?", she said "no, i'm just looking" Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 8, 2007 Posted March 8, 2007 LOL, but you can't see on a phone.......................LOLÂ Yo mama so fat when she rolled over, she ended up on the other side of the world. Quote
shadow Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Your mommas so stupid she called the information line and asked "how long is it from los angeles to new york" the lady said one minute miss your mom said thank you goodbye Quote
battlelands Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 yo momma is so fat that she won a free Ipod Quote
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Yo momma's armpits are so hairy it looks like she has Buckwheat in a head lock! Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, skittles popped out! Yo momma's so fat, she has to wear a vcr as a beeper! Quote
shadow Posted March 24, 2007 Posted March 24, 2007 Your mommas so fat when she back up you hear a beep beep beep wide load caution. Quote
AverageJoe Posted March 25, 2007 Posted March 25, 2007 Yo mamas so stupid, she thought a quarter back was a refund! Are you allowed in yo mamas room? If you are you might not want to come in tonight, if your not can you knock on the door in the morning to wake me up. Yo mama so fat it took me three bus trips, one ride in the taxi, and a flight in a plane to get to the other side of that [bleeped!]. Yo mama so fat when I was screwing her she was like, "Uh, thats my bellybutton." yo mamas so stupid she had you! yo mama so skinny she grades cheese on her ribs. yo mama so stupid she thought you use pick up lines to pick up things! Quote
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