ipoddude Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomegamer Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 lol, heres a cop joke i heard... guy was speeding and gets pulled over (simple senario eh) cop: bla, blah, blah ... cop: licence and registration and proof of insurace ... driver: well ill have to reach in the glove compartment, but im afraid i jammed the gun in there and now its stuck and wont open... cop: a gun??? cop talking to radio: creeezzz... backup, send backup on route 46... creeezzz driver: do my tires look low? cop: yes... GET OUT THE CAR! *woop!* *handcuffeded* driver: oh [bleeped!], they do look low, its either the coke in the tires or that fat bastard in the trunk, i bet he bled all over the picaso painting i stole from the mall! cop cars: weeeooooweeooooweeoooo cop: this man has blah blahg balh chief: check it out boys! cop2: nothing in the trunk sir... cop: tires! cop2: tires are fine cop: he has a gun in the glove compartment cop2: all it has is his registration and proff of insurance and lisence sir. driver: this guy is crazy! chief: why did he say all this??? driver: i dont know, im surpried he didnt say i was speeding? OMG sooooo funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GameClaw_268 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 I've heard alot of similar ones... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I think I am going to try that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Could be a nice idea... how to escape from a cop... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awesomegamer Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 yeah, but more realisticly, a cop would not stall, he would act faster if you told him you had a gun and there would be way more ways to find if you were working your way out of it when the cheif actually discusses it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 And if you lied to a police officer, you could get fined.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/\/\/\/ Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 These are deffinately funny ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigy Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 Heres something you can do to get away if caught speeding: Run away waving your hands in the air screaming "Bees! Bees!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 I like that first one, especially because of where I live =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lightsilver Posted June 24, 2005 Share Posted June 24, 2005 lol... some of those r good, another would be wut happens in the movie longest yard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
realityisterror Posted July 6, 2005 Share Posted July 6, 2005 Unfortunately, I don't get pulled over that much... Maybe some day... The car chase scene in The Longest Yard was pretty sweet reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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