ipoddude Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 > The loving husband > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a > bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and > begins to talk. > Everyone else in the room stops to listen. > MAN: "Hello" > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > MAN: "Yes" > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. > It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much." > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 > models. I saw one I really liked." > MAN: "How much?" > WOMAN: "$60,000" > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year > is back on the market. They're asking $950,000." > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer > $900,000." > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him > in astonishment Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted April 14, 2005 Share Posted April 14, 2005 I don't get it. Did the man pick up someone else's phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipoddude Posted April 14, 2005 Author Share Posted April 14, 2005 yes he did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/\/\/\/ Posted May 16, 2005 Share Posted May 16, 2005 Ha! That's funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisrulz911 Posted October 8, 2005 Share Posted October 8, 2005 lol, funny....i pity the husband whos cellphone that belonged to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 HOLY S**T i would be so mad when i got home to my wife to see a new car, her in this coat and everything packed up ready to move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 4, 2007 Share Posted March 4, 2007 LOL that was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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