Loving Husband

[ipoddude]

> The loving husband

>

> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a

> bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and

> begins to

talk.

> Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

> MAN: "Hello"

> WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

> MAN: "Yes"

> WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.

> It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

> MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that much."

> WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004

> models. I saw one I really liked."

> MAN: "How much?"

> WOMAN: "$60,000"

> MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."

> WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year

> is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

> MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer

> $900,000."

> WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

> MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him

> in astonishment Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

>

[Korps Commander]

I don't get it. Did the man pick up someone else's phone?

[ipoddude]

yes he did

[/\/\/\/]

Ha! That's funny!

[chrisrulz911]

lol, funny....i pity the husband whos cellphone that belonged to

[Quantum Media LLC]

HOLY S**T i would be so mad when i got home to my wife to see a new car, her in this coat and everything packed up ready to move

[AverageJoe]

LOL that was funny.