The Tavern

[Korps Commander]

*Police Chief is actually working for the South African Mafia*

 

*Points gun at /\/\/\/*

 

*Says, "Hand over all your money!"*

[/\/\/\/]

*gives him a monopoly board game*

 

'get yurself sumthin nice with the change'

[Korps Commander]

*eats Monopoly board and gives his right shoe to /\/\/\/*

 

*Says, "Well, I needed to repay you with SOMETHING"*

[Kyougi]

*gets up after drinking a keg and steals the shoe, lighting it and hiself on fire.*

 

I'm drunk!

[Korps Commander]

*wife, Betty, comes in*

 

*"O ma gawd, Henry, yur on fire!" she shouts*

 

*Henry drinks some more beer and burps*

[Kyougi]

Hey, lookie at what I can do ma!

 

"creates a flamethrower with his flaming body and the alcohol*

[Korps Commander]

*Then he starts to square-dance with his spouse/sister.*

[Kyougi]

"Hey sis, want some candy?"

[Korps Commander]

*Sister says, "Sure thing, brutha!" and swallows a bag full of tweezers.*

 

*Falls asleep on the dance floor*

[Kyougi]

*lays on top of his wife/sister and goes to sleeo too*

[Korps Commander]

*Ma! Me head hurts!*

 

*Must be one of them hangovers, boy.*

[Ashoat]

*wakes up*

"Wheres me badge!?!"

*Leaves for the police department and gets a new badge and documents*

*Comes back and arrests everyone*

[Korps Commander]

*Eats some cheez.*

 

*"Woah, that's strong. Teh roxxers!"*

[Kyougi]

"Here you go officer, here's some coffee. Don't worry, it's not poison =)"

[Ashoat]

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm allergic to coffee and cheez!!!!"

*faints*