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*gets really drunk and starts talking crazy*

 

you know how to solve (hicup!) the worlds problems... ? we just gotta (hicup!) buy(hicup!) all (hicup!) them cow foods and stop the methane (hicup!) gas to destroy the ozone and the would will be (hicup!) peace. now (hicup!) saddams not a bad guy its the ozone (hicup!) getting to (hicup!) him. now all you guys, you dont want (hicup!) a (hicup!) ozond do you? (hicup!)

 

*passes out on floor*

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*gets up, looks around, and wonders why there's a bunch of dead people (the ne's who passed out*

"Someone killed these people! I must get the police"

*runs to a childcare center*

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*walks in to arrest everyone for illegal drinking since root beer is illegal in this special country*

 

*about to show badge when he sees a full beer bottle and takes it and gets drunk, then attempts to arrest everyone*

 

"you are... all... arrested... for wearing gummy bears on your... noses... hey what is that *crash*"

 

*crashes into wall and is knocked unconcious*

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*look to the cop amused by what happened to him, but since he might wake up in and got his senses back, decided to take his badge and any other documents who could prove that he is a cop and hide it outside. Come back and ask for a drink*

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*gets an idea*

 

*puts on the badge*

 

*walks into the police station*

 

'boy do i need a beer...'

 

police chief: 'tell me about it'

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