The Tavern

[im_me_get_over_it]

*im_me_get_over_it walks in all alone and sits down at the bar and orders a rootbeer and doesnt associate with othewr ppl at the bar because of being shy*

[/\/\/\/]

*walks over to im_me_get_over_it and asks her rootbeer to dance*

[majazac]

*laugh over /\/\/\/ act*

[awesomegamer]

*gets really drunk and starts talking crazy*

 

you know how to solve (hicup!) the worlds problems... ? we just gotta (hicup!) buy(hicup!) all (hicup!) them cow foods and stop the methane (hicup!) gas to destroy the ozone and the would will be (hicup!) peace. now (hicup!) saddams not a bad guy its the ozone (hicup!) getting to (hicup!) him. now all you guys, you dont want (hicup!) a (hicup!) ozond do you? (hicup!)

 

*passes out on floor*

[/\/\/\/]

"sounds good to me"

*passes out*

[majazac]

*try to help the ones who passed out but the smell of the alcohol makes her pass out too*

[/\/\/\/]

*gets up, looks around, and wonders why there's a bunch of dead people (the ne's who passed out*

"Someone killed these people! I must get the police"

*runs to a childcare center*

[majazac]

*wakes up with /\/\/\/ scream, look around desorientated, get up and go sit in her chair and asks for another drink*

[/\/\/\/]

*comes back in and hangs from the ceiling fan for no reason*

[majazac]

*gets out of her place since shes afraid that the nutty hanged in the fan fall over her*

[/\/\/\/]

*falls and hits the floor*

"help! I'm stuck on the ceiling!"

[Ashoat]

*walks in to arrest everyone for illegal drinking since root beer is illegal in this special country*

 

*about to show badge when he sees a full beer bottle and takes it and gets drunk, then attempts to arrest everyone*

 

"you are... all... arrested... for wearing gummy bears on your... noses... hey what is that *crash*"

 

*crashes into wall and is knocked unconcious*

[/\/\/\/]

*Looks at the cop*

 

'So... no live entertainment tonight?'

[majazac]

*look to the cop amused by what happened to him, but since he might wake up in and got his senses back, decided to take his badge and any other documents who could prove that he is a cop and hide it outside. Come back and ask for a drink*

[/\/\/\/]

*gets an idea*

 

*puts on the badge*

 

*walks into the police station*

 

'boy do i need a beer...'

 

police chief: 'tell me about it'