The Tavern

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*wakes up, wonders why waters on his face, walks into a pet store*

'I'll have two cheeseburgers to go please (buuurraaaappp)'

[GameClaw_268]

*Walking into house*

"Whoa, where'd I get all this rootbeer, and why is the look-alike asleep? He is so fired... mwaahaahaahaa... I can't believe the government is allowing me to make a Z bomb, and giving me all this protection! With it I shall destroy the Universe! Mwaahaahaahaa! %$#@, did I just say that out loud ?"

[majazac]

*without the look-alike knoledge (since he was knocked out) the secret service had placed a mike in his body to monitor his actions. They hear what Gamemaster_268 had just said and take the tape to majazac. She decides to call Gamemaster_268 and tells him that she know what he intended to do.*

Why?? Why destroy the world? YOU'RE IN IT!!"

[GameClaw_268]

"Do you ever watch movies! its obvious, I'm evil and stupid... I don't think about those things! I need to get back to work on it... I estimate, If I spend every waking moment on it, it will be done in 28,474,575.7 billion years! Times a wasting!"

[majazac]

"Don't you wanna be smart and realize that you'll never get it? If you give up this idea, I'm not gonna give this tape to your superior and I'm gonna invite you to a round of rootbeer at awesomegamer's bar"

[GameClaw_268]

"what superior? I don't have any superiors who even know I'm in the Government... now... , rootbeer? okay!"

[majazac]

"meet you there? BTW do you want the tape or I'll just gave it back to my security files?"

*majazac walks in the tavern again and order a rootbeer*

[GameClaw_268]

*goes back into the tavern, but gets drunk on rootbeer and forgets he ever was an evil genious, and instead starts work on a cold fusion power device*

 

Just remeber kids, no matter how smart you are, its always more fun to be stupid

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amen. he's to living proof of it

*knocks self out with a mug*

[awesomegamer]

ignorance is bliss, now you all owe me money :angry:

for all the rootbeer i gave out free!

i was only joking!

if you all split the bill, that comes out to a nice even h35670.

[majazac]

never got the free beer, why should I pay?

[GameClaw_268]

"Heres some invisible money, don't loose it or your screwed"

*Gives Awesomegamer invisible money, but drops it from 10 feet in the air and awesome gamer looses it*

[majazac]

nive money... Where do you got it?

[GameClaw_268]

cant you see it!?! Its invisible! You should be able to see it!

[majazac]

Forgot my especial lens at home...

 

*orders a rootbeer*