The Tavern

[Snowboardalliance]

I got free drinks!

*drunk*

*got lost*

*wait, it's just the parking lot*

[majazac]

*majazac walks in the tavern*

*say hi to everybody there and ask for a '[bleeped!] on the beach' drink (only name of cocktail drink I can remember ) with extra alcohol, cuz she's 19 ans she can drink (the major age in this place is 18, ok?)*

[/\/\/\/]

*enters*

*orders a glass of water*

*gets extremely drunk*

'okay (burp) gamemaster_poo68 (hahaha) it's time someone (hic) kicked your butt for bob!'

*beats up the toilet*

 

anh, close enough am i right? lol jk.

[awesomegamer]

/\/\/\/ is drunk!

lets trick him into thinking all his money is posionous!

and that we can help unposion it if he gives it to us!

[im_me_get_over_it]

Orders a rootbeer as she agrees with awesomegamer!

[GameClaw_268]

*Lightly punches /\/\/\/ in the arm, and he falls over unconsious*

"That takes care of that problem, but he owes me money now"

*Takes /\/\/\/'s money, and puts a sign saying "This was poisonous, and knocked you out" into /\/\/\/'s wallet*

[majazac]

*got shocked by the people who stole poor's /\/\/\/ money and decide to get it back to him*

*goes to /\/\/\/ wallet, takes out the paper and replaces it for another one saying that Gamemaster_268 stole his money*

*gets a cup of icecold water and empty it on /\/\/\/ face to wake him up8

*Go sits back on her chair*

[awesomegamer]

*punches majazac in checst for being so nice*

This is a bar! no nice peoples!

who ever beats up majazac first wins free beer!

[majazac]

*majazac knows how to fight karate so she beats easily awesomegamer cuz she isn't drunk yet"

That's for you to learn that you shouldn't beat a girl

[GameClaw_268]

"I am a second green belt in Haya-shi-ha Shito-Ru Karate-do! And I'm 6' tall and weigh 175 lbs... you don't stand a chance!"

*Barrels into mazajac, who attemps to sidestep, but anticipating this move, moves with, and knocks mazajac into the wall 5 feet away*

*replaces note, and takes another root beer*

 

If you think that wouldn't happen, my older sister is good enough(but not old enough) to be a black belt, and it works on her. And she does fly about 5-8 feet when I do hit her like that.

[majazac]

*majazac stands up again, shakes her head a little, gave an angry look at gamemaster_268 but sits again in her chair, gets a cell phone and calls her older brother gang*

* few moments later she is surounded by three large, tattoed and gun armed guys*

*looks at gamemaster_268 and smile*

[GameClaw_268]

*FBI, CIA, and The Army National Guard drop in*

"you guys have no idea what you're getting yourselves into..."

*seems to disappear, until the "gang" is apprehended, and then seems to have been sitting there drinking his rootbeer the whole time*

[majazac]

*turns out that majazac was dauther of a foreign president and gamemaster_268 created an international diplomatic incident. He is then arrested with no beer until he withdraws the complaint to CIA, FBI and National Guard*

[GameClaw_268]

"Meh, they can't do anything to me, I simply notified the FBI of some dangerous drug trafficers, using my G.I. safety 2-way hotline. Considering my important status, in matters I cannot reveal, the foreign country can kiss my arse. Good thing I don't drink beer "

*orders another rootbeer, and leaves, on a top-secret government assignment*

[majazac]

*the secret service of majazac's country kidnaps Gamemaster_268 by putting narcotic in his rootbeer. *

*meanwhile, majazac decides is time to put an end to her argue with Gamemaster_268 and buys a whole cargo of rootbeer and send it to his house.*

*she founds out bout the kidnapping and asks the secret service to place him in his house in the middle of the beer so that he thinks it was just a dream*