Korps Commander Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 *Police Chief is actually working for the South African Mafia* *Points gun at /\/\/\/* *Says, "Hand over all your money!"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/\/\/\/ Posted May 23, 2005 Share Posted May 23, 2005 *gives him a monopoly board game* 'get yurself sumthin nice with the change' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 24, 2005 Share Posted May 24, 2005 *eats Monopoly board and gives his right shoe to /\/\/\/* *Says, "Well, I needed to repay you with SOMETHING"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 25, 2005 Share Posted May 25, 2005 *gets up after drinking a keg and steals the shoe, lighting it and hiself on fire.* I'm drunk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 *wife, Betty, comes in* *"O ma gawd, Henry, yur on fire!" she shouts* *Henry drinks some more beer and burps* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 26, 2005 Share Posted May 26, 2005 Hey, lookie at what I can do ma! "creates a flamethrower with his flaming body and the alcohol* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 *Then he starts to square-dance with his spouse/sister.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 27, 2005 Share Posted May 27, 2005 "Hey sis, want some candy?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 *Sister says, "Sure thing, brutha!" and swallows a bag full of tweezers.* *Falls asleep on the dance floor* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 *lays on top of his wife/sister and goes to sleeo too* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 *Ma! Me head hurts!* *Must be one of them hangovers, boy.* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoat Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 *wakes up* "Wheres me badge!?!" *Leaves for the police department and gets a new badge and documents* *Comes back and arrests everyone* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korps Commander Posted May 30, 2005 Share Posted May 30, 2005 *Eats some cheez.* *"Woah, that's strong. Teh roxxers!"* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyougi Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 "Here you go officer, here's some coffee. Don't worry, it's not poison =)" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoat Posted May 31, 2005 Share Posted May 31, 2005 "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'm allergic to coffee and cheez!!!!" *faints* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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