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ipoddude

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  1. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say...

    "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on

    the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

    You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

    Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

    Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?

    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

  2. I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you!

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes.

    If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

    Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

    Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

  3. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

    Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

    Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

    Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.

    Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

    I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

    [bleeped!], if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

  4. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

    You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.

    Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]

    ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

    Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".

    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

    Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

  5. Here's a fun game:

     

    What you do is, you take the title of any song, and put "in my pants" after it.

     

    I'll do some to get started and to give you a clue of what to do:

     

     

    Eruption in my pants - Van Halen

    All The Small Things in my pants - Blink-182

    Some kind of monster in my pants - Metallica

    Somebody Get my mom in my pants - Bowling For Soup

    Big Balls in my pants - AC/DC

    Fight Like A Brave in my Pants - Red Hot Chili Peppers

  6. 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

    (OK in Texas)

     

    2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

     

    3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

     

    4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

     

    5. Are You Andy or Barney?

     

    6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

     

    7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

     

    8. I pay your salary!

     

    9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

     

    10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

     

    11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

     

    12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

  7. how do you'll get like 75 or 50 though?

    I have 50 and i just got them 1 day...but i have heard if you have blog through blogger and post there a lot they give you more invites...but u have to be an active poster. Blogger is also how some of the first people got invited to gmail.

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