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That was unexpected...its crazy

Well, it is perfectly legal in canada

ironic

its not that funny or anything...

nice...

amazing

Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet." Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes! Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off? Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. You must be from out of space cause I can see the stars in your eyes. If you were a booger I'd pick you first. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy! Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away. [bleeped!], if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!". What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.

Here's a fun game: What you do is, you take the title of any song, and put "in my pants" after it. I'll do some to get started and to give you a clue of what to do: Eruption in my pants - Van Halen All The Small Things in my pants - Blink-182 Some kind of monster in my pants - Metallica Somebody Get my mom in my pants - Bowling For Soup Big Balls in my pants - AC/DC Fight Like A Brave in my Pants - Red Hot Chili Peppers

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I Like A.F.I, Green Day, Led Zepplin, The Beach Boys, Red Hot Chili Pepers, AC/DC, and Dashboard Confessional