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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

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Gamemaster_268: going off topic, and posting 1-3(or in this case 0) word topics without taking much though, and total irrelevancy qualifies this post as spam. In other words: 10 points deducted, First offense.

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Just remember one this morning. Is not really a pick up line but a good answer to one

A girl was sitting on a bench and a guy came and ask her "Is this place taken"

"No, and this one I'm sitting on won't be either if you sit here"

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lol, heres the best picku line of all time:

 

wanna be my g/f?

 

OMG lolololol... actually i heard one today but couldnt remember it.

ill post it when it comes back to mind... THINK THINK THINK!

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"Is this the check-out counter? Because I'm checking you out!" - at a store

"Is this the pick up window? Because I'm picking you up!" - at a drive through

 

These two were lame.

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girl, im new in town

can you give me directionz back to your apartment

 

i used to have hundreds of these on my old site, but i got rid of them

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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

 

dude, i pretty much go around saying stuff like that to every fit gal in town

 

don't really care what their response is...

i never knew that was harrassement

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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

 

dude, i pretty much go around saying stuff like that to every fit gal in town

 

don't really care what their response is...

i never knew that was harrassement

Well duh! Haven't you seen the sexual harrasment panda south park? :P

 

Of course, if you went to court for that you could get the law declared unconstitutional because it violates the first ammendment.

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hehe... <horrible singing> sexual harrassment... PANDA! </horrible singing>

 

I saw it, along with every other episode. Owning every season... well, ownz! lol.

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