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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

 

dude, i pretty much go around saying stuff like that to every fit gal in town

 

don't really care what their response is...

i never knew that was harrassement

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my fiend when up to a random girl the other day and said this just to see if he could...

 

was your chair on fire?

because your a** is hot!

 

i dont know if she had a boyfriend because we didnt know here but by my guess he wasnt arround. i couldnt believe he said that to someone he didnt know, she could have reported him for harassment, her b/f could have been there and kicked his a**, anything... thats why i only say thoes things to people i know who will think it funny and never get in trouble.

 

dude, i pretty much go around saying stuff like that to every fit gal in town

 

don't really care what their response is...

i never knew that was harrassement

Well duh! Haven't you seen the sexual harrasment panda south park? :P

 

Of course, if you went to court for that you could get the law declared unconstitutional because it violates the first ammendment.

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