bongposer89 Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 My friend derek told me this one.... Guy: So...if i give you my number, will you take it home with you? (if the response is yes...it should be atleast) *write number on hand and place in girl's back pocket* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee Posted March 4, 2005 Share Posted March 4, 2005 i like it and my guess is that it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/\/\/\/ Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 *yells across lunchroom* 'hey (name), you wanna go out?' this is done best if you have a high embarassment tolerance and your peers would be expecting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wee Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 /\/\/\/ be funny if somebody yelled out a kid that everyon thinks of as gross etc.every one would be on your case Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted March 31, 2005 Share Posted March 31, 2005 I know a very common one, but i think it's funny. "Hey, wanna have some [bleeped!] and pizza?" (answer: no) "Why? You don't like pizza?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HerLoss Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 Heres a couple good ones. "Those look heavy *points to her breasts* want me to hold them for you?" "I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you" "I lost my number, can I have yours?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted April 1, 2005 Share Posted April 1, 2005 "Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass here again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilayz Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 "I am lost. Can you take me to your house?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipoddude Posted April 2, 2005 Share Posted April 2, 2005 Here is a good one: "I lost my library card, but can i still check you out" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 "Lovely outfit. But do you know how it'll stay better? (no) In a pile near my bed" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nilayz Posted April 3, 2005 Share Posted April 3, 2005 Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
majazac Posted April 4, 2005 Share Posted April 4, 2005 Excuse me, does it hurted? (what?) The fall from the sky cuz you must be an angel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipoddude Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipoddude Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] ... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipoddude Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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