The funnist Pick-Up lines

[bongposer89]

My friend derek told me this one....

 

Guy: So...if i give you my number, will you take it home with you?

(if the response is yes...it should be atleast)

*write number on hand and place in girl's back pocket*

[wee]

i like it and my guess is that it works

[/\/\/\/]

*yells across lunchroom*

 

'hey (name), you wanna go out?'

 

this is done best if you have a high embarassment tolerance and your peers would be expecting it.

[wee]

/\/\/\/ be funny if somebody yelled out a kid that everyon thinks of as gross etc.every one would be on your case

[majazac]

I know a very common one, but i think it's funny.

 

"Hey, wanna have some [bleeped!] and pizza?"

(answer: no)

"Why? You don't like pizza?"

[HerLoss]

Heres a couple good ones.

 

"Those look heavy *points to her breasts* want me to hold them for you?"

 

"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you"

 

"I lost my number, can I have yours?"

[majazac]

"Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass here again?"

[nilayz]

"I am lost. Can you take me to your house?"

[ipoddude]

Here is a good one:

 

"I lost my library card, but can i still check you out"

[majazac]

"Lovely outfit. But do you know how it'll stay better? (no) In a pile near my bed"

[nilayz]

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No.

Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

[majazac]

Excuse me, does it hurted?

(what?)

The fall from the sky cuz you must be an angel

[ipoddude]

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

[ipoddude]

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]

... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

[ipoddude]

Dang, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!