A little joke for peoples

[sylvain]

It's me Sylvain and you the reader. We both decide to go wild hunting, so we take a firearm and munitions.

 

After a while we decide to separate a little to cover more territory. Soon you see branchs and leaves of a bush move. So you the reader decide to shoot into the bush.

 

You suddendly here something. My self Sylvain shouting at you: Damn fool you shot me in the knee.

 

Suddendly you hear some growling behind you. You see a big bear standing up looking at you. All panicking you say to me: What i do??

 

Me Sylvain i respond to you. Shoot him in the knee, god damn it hurt soo much!!

 

Lolll

 

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[Sn1F3rt]

Now that was good sylvain. :-)

[Luigi123]

Lol

[Guest snowm]

Lol

Lol as well.

[Guest snowm]

EDIT: For some reason, helionet is blocking emojis.

       

Edited September 16, 2019 by snowm

[sylvain]

Well i'm glad that peoples find funny this joke. I simply wanted to put to the peoples a smile into your day.

 

Just letting know it's quite possible that next month, my friend for me do again a donation. Like 10$ US so in the date it should be 9$ US. It will cost me 20$ Canadian to him, it's normal that he make some profit for the donation. I know that i'm gonna loose work money, but i think about Heliohost and it's people. But i say "possible" because it is too soon to say, but want to help more.

 

I know good other jokes, but there are adults funny joke. I'm not sure that i should mention about here? I wonder if it's ok about it tell some times spicy jokes?

 

Here is one little spicy joke, but gonna have to put some censoring by respect to the peoples.

 

Here is one of my other joke:

 

It's a man that enter a doctor office. He ask him, if it is possible that the doc find out his (censoring) orientation?

 

So the doctor say: Yes in my office it's possible to know your orientation.

 

So the doc say to the man to undress to exam him. The doctor put some latex gloves. Then he touch his chest, and he tell to the man: Say the number 33.

 

So the patient say to the doc: What you can figure out my orientation by simply telling the number 33? So the doctor reply: Yes. So the guy say: 33.

 

After the doctor touch his back and ask him to tell the number 33. So the man say once more the number 33.

 

So the doctor then put 2 fingers into (censoring), then tell the man to say once more the number 33.

 

So the man reply: 1.... 2..... 3...... 4..... 5..... 6..........

 

Lolll.

 

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[sylvain]

Long time ive come here. I have an other joke:

Its two guys. One of the first guy say to the other: You know i have high school diploma in stupidity and idiocy?

So the other guy say: What crap are you gonna say again?

So the first guy tell to him: Did you know that this weekend, i have taken bourbon?

The second reply: Are you nuts, just drinking water make you dizzy. But i'm curious what happen?

So the first guy say: Well i have gone to a restaurant. It was a Subway restaurant, asked for a 12 inch sandwich; then asked the BBQ sauce with bourbon.

 

Yup he certainly have a double high school diploma. Lolllll