Sungazer Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Programming quotes: Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is? You never finish a program, you just stop working on it Programming is a lot like [bleeped!]. One mistake and you could have to support it the rest of your life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoexer Posted May 31, 2008 Share Posted May 31, 2008 Funny seems like i'm following you around a lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sungazer Posted May 31, 2008 Author Share Posted May 31, 2008 STALKER! lol Found some general computer ones: There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons I think there is a world market for maybe five computers 640K ought to be enough for anybody I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool To err is human. To really mess things up requires a computer You'll never really learn to swear until you get a computer Users: Collective term for those who stare vacently at a monitor. Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it. Expert Users: People who break other people's computers If a program is useful, it must be changed. If a program is useless, it must be documented. If a program runs right, it must be obsolete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted June 1, 2008 Share Posted June 1, 2008 Overclockers: if it ain't broken, clock it til it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sungazer Posted June 2, 2008 Author Share Posted June 2, 2008 haha ya thats a good one too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dream Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Programming quotes: You never finish a program, you just stop working on it Agree. I always do this Users: Collective term for those who stare vacently at a monitor. Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it. Expert Users: People who break other people's computers I am in between intermediate and expert.... I know how to fix but will not break people's computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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