These made me lol a little

[Sungazer]

Programming quotes:

 

Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals

Real programmers are surprised when the odometers in their cars don't turn from 99,999 to 99,99A

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature

A computer scientist is someone who fixes things that aren't broken

It's 5:50 a.m., Do you know where your stack pointer is?

You never finish a program, you just stop working on it

Programming is a lot like [bleeped!]. One mistake and you could have to support it the rest of your life

[phoexer]

Funny

 

seems like i'm following you around a lot.

[Sungazer]

STALKER! lol

 

Found some general computer ones:

 

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers

640K ought to be enough for anybody

I've never met a human being who would want to read 17,000 pages of documentation, and if there was, I'd kill him to get him out of the gene pool

To err is human. To really mess things up requires a computer

You'll never really learn to swear until you get a computer

Users: Collective term for those who stare vacently at a monitor. Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert

Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.

Expert Users: People who break other people's computers

If a program is useful, it must be changed.

If a program is useless, it must be documented.

If a program runs right, it must be obsolete

[Wizard]

Overclockers: if it ain't broken, clock it til it is.

[Sungazer]

haha ya thats a good one too

[Dream]

Programming quotes:

 

You never finish a program, you just stop working on it

 

Agree. I always do this

 

Users: Collective term for those who stare vacently at a monitor. Users are divided into three Types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert

Novice Users: People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users: People who don't know how to fix their computer after pressing a key that broke it.

Expert Users: People who break other people's computers

 

 

I am in between intermediate and expert....

I know how to fix but will not break people's computer