90 year old man

[Quantum Media LLC]

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"

 

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?"

 

The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit."

 

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

[Andrey]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH Rofl

 

Another guy got the girl pregnant....haha nice one

[awesomegamer]

nice, where did you hear it?

[Harlequin]

That's STILL funny, even after the tenth time you've heard it! x)

[AJKING]

LolLOL Really Good Great find!!