Quantum Media LLC Posted July 11, 2007 Posted July 11, 2007 A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a rabbit sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the rabbit fell dead. What do you think of that?" The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that rabbit." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Quote
Andrey Posted July 11, 2007 Posted July 11, 2007 HAHAHAHAHAHHAH Rofl Another guy got the girl pregnant....haha nice one Quote
Harlequin Posted July 17, 2007 Posted July 17, 2007 That's STILL funny, even after the tenth time you've heard it! x) Quote
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