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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well!" and turned around an drove home.

 

On her way home she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

 

 

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A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "Oh, well!" and turned around an drove home.

 

On her way home she drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

 

haha i liked the disneyland one

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How do you kill a blonde, put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool!

Or you could really confuse one by putting her in a circular room, then tell her to take a piss in the corner. :D

 

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hahah the scratch and sniff one was great! good job with that

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Yes I found that quite amusing as well.

Naw, I was being Sarcastic. Notice the bright individual who made that spelled 'blonde' wrong.

 

lol, good eye

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