Helions Posted March 8, 2007 Author Posted March 8, 2007 I had to think about that one for a second, whew! haha yea i had to think about it for sec too when i first heard it...but after i got it, i laughed for a long time..haha
Helions Posted March 9, 2007 Author Posted March 9, 2007 That was really good, LOL haha, yea...this is one of my favorites...everytime i tell this joke, the whole room goes crazy!
AverageJoe Posted March 14, 2007 Posted March 14, 2007 Why do old people use Viagra? So they don't role off the bed at night.
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 15, 2007 Posted March 15, 2007 An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, That's no problem. How many do you want? The man answered, Just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces. The pharmacist said That won't do you any good. The elderly gentleman said That's all right. I don't need them for [bleeped!] anymore as I am over 80 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes. Sounds like he had "dick-ee-doo syndrome.....his stomache sticks out further than his dick-ee-doo
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