AverageJoe Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 Post your best pick up line here. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. Boy: Do you sleep on your stomach? Girl: No. Boy: Can I? Coffee? Tea? Me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 5, 2007 Share Posted March 5, 2007 those are cute... here's one do you know cpr because you just took my breath away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 (edited) i didnt get that last one Richard. But what about cheesy pick up lines: Do you know Karate, because your body is kickin' Oh I get it now Richard Edited March 6, 2007 by kyle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETB Posted March 6, 2007 Share Posted March 6, 2007 heres a chessy one Boy: did it hurt girl: did what hurt boy: (did it hurt)when you fell from heaven another one is your name summer because your hot Boy: do you have a little (stat heritage) in you Girl: no Boy: would you like too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 6, 2007 Author Share Posted March 6, 2007 are you from Ten-nessee because your the only ten i see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 lmao. That is really funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kyle Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 lmao. That is really funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kelso Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 Hmmmm. Aren't some of those kind of, you know, not "G" rated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helions Posted March 7, 2007 Share Posted March 7, 2007 hey, i lost my phone number...can i have yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quantum Media LLC Posted March 8, 2007 Share Posted March 8, 2007 would you like some fries with that shake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted March 8, 2007 Author Share Posted March 8, 2007 Girls if you get any cheesy lines like these i got some answers for ya. 1. Haven't I seen you someplace before? Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 2. Is this seat empty? Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 3. Your place or mine? Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. 4. So, what do you do for a living? I'm a female impersonator. 5. Hey baby, what's your sign? Do not enter. 6. How do you like your eggs in the morning? Unfertilized 7. Your body is like a temple. Sorry, there are no services today. 8. I would go to the end of the world for you. But would you stay there? 9. If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Can I buy you a drink so I look better? Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy! Are you from Georgia? Cuz you're looking mighty peachy? Can I borrow your library card? I want to check you out. Hey, I'm new in town. P.S. Kyle please don't spam, please contribute to the topic. EDIT. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. I lost my virginity, can I have yours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxdamantus Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Your Mum stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted April 3, 2007 Author Share Posted April 3, 2007 Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I be your Burger King. You treat me right, I'll do it your way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gupppygould Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Some of those are pretty good. Nice legs, what time do they open? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AverageJoe Posted April 6, 2007 Author Share Posted April 6, 2007 LOL that was a good one. Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away! Good news, the test results are negative! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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